My first official post here after importing my old tweets that no one cares about. I've had twitter since pretty much whenever it started and didn't want to lose all the previous versions of me. What's happening here?
I just redeemed points for $10 into my PayPal account. It takes a while but I'm sure I've gotten $50 at least over the last 2.5 years. Doesn't seem like a lot but all I do is sync my Fitbit and occasionally answer 2 min surveys. 🤷🏼♀️
Controversial opinion: if you use the phrase "I seen" or can't keep you're vs your straight, I'm not sure you should have a role in the education of young minds. #grammarpolice#SorryNotSorry
Personal opinion: when waiting at the grocery store for your grocery pickup, don't blast country music with your windows down. The millennial in the car next to you might lose her mind. Quote: "This song makes me want to kiss someone in the rain." 🙄
I've been hate reading tweets and fb posts about... *Gestures wildly to the political landscape* Time to put the phone away and switch to rewatching The West Wing. It's only the... 8th time since 2016??
Me: ok, new tires an alignment were $700. I need to focus on adding that back to my savings account. Also me: oooh, look! That shiny lens is on sale... Should I get it??
Life in rural America in a state that legalized marijuana: is that smell a skunk... Or... "Skunk"...? I'd better hurry inside just I'm case. 😂 #RuralAmerica
Important Question for @FedEx Do you ever actually deliver packages on the day they're supposed to arrive? I've literally only ever had meal kits come on the actual anticipated delivery date. You are the reason I have trust issues.
ISO someone wealthy to fund my extravagant travel goals. Or my not so extravagant travel goals. Tbh, I'm fine with budget travel. it's all expensive. And Oregon is far away.
So, I just need to know, am I being too picky? Requirements for Potential Date: 1. loves Jesus 2. goes to church regularly 3. is as ok at adulting as I am? 4. won't murder me Because the dating apps make me feel that way... I'm definitely dying alone.
Dating App Tip for the guys our there: I don't want to match with your motorcycle/4 wheeler/snowmobile/etc. Put a pic of your actual self please and thank you. (Also include some words in your bio...)
