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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

CHILLING interaction

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

Valencia: You always take more than you're owed!
Eshu: I always take twice what I'm owed.

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

Well, on the minus side, I have been removed from this plane of existence

On the plus side, Milton is about to get it for harassing my girl

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

BIG OOPS

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

"So you can go to the bone juggler's tent--" Oh, that's right, we hate it here.

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

I think we all know what animal would be associated with me if I had my own.

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

"Occasionally you hear a moo in Cherry's voice"
"That's not really that unusual"

WOW, so my friends just do not differentiate between me and the other members of the team AT ALL fine

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

"Unfortunately, you are still in Avalon..." Thanks, Destiny, we know, this is applicable to literally every sentence.

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

"You succeeded through the power of prioritizing leadership over friendship" actually no she didn't bitch, we succeeded through the power of friendship bracelets and braiding each others' hair

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

This labyrinth is SUCH a dick. "You have chosen to let your friend die! Don't you feel TERRIBLE from the BURDEN of KINGSHIP?"

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

Valencia's actual day

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

"There's no sky in here but it feels real Greek so I'm going to Zeus about it anyway." --Valencia

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 21

Meanwhile, Tiberius is getting a Migraine from the Cosmos and would love to know who to blame.

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

I do not like the vibe I am experiencing right now.

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

The labyrinth is also non-Euclidean so Valencia having a GREAT time in here. (Narrator: she is not having a great time.)

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

Valencia is doing arrows on the stone so she can find her way back out but all I can think of is these little fuckers

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Labyrinth - The 'Your Mama' Goblin

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

helppppp

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

No matter what you do,

no matter where you go,

there he is.

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 20

Would it even be the beginning of a Chapter if Gawaine wasn't dying tragically in the woods somewhere? #ComeONDude #WeAreOnASCHEDULE

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 14

The five people on earth Valencia cares most about apart from her party members, according to the Labyrinth of Torture:

* Tariq Washington, recently dumped pirate
* Helena, snake oracle at large
* Manuel Rosales, gangster brother on the loose
* Eladio, Count Party Pants
* Tiberius of the Julii

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 14

Aadhya trying to ask Valencia if she wants "that string thing? I think it's some kind of voodoo?" when she descends into the labyrinth

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Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 14

Valencia slamming her arm out in front of Aadhya like a mom driving her teen daughter to prom: DO NOT GO DOWN THE STAIRS IT IS BETTER FOR ALL OF US

Cherry @cherrykalfu.bsky.social · Jul 14

I went down some stairs and now Valencia has to do a magical quest to rescue me from a building that has kidnapped me. As is our custom from time to time.

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