Paul Reed
@cheshire86.bsky.social
Writer, Narrative Content Designer, gamer. That's me! Livin' the gamer nerd dream! // Opinions are my own.
I've been using a Norelco OneBlade electric razor for a while now, and I'm glad I have. It's a mighty fine product, it is. While I have not used it anywhere but my face, I suspect that it would work well elsewhere if needed. Worth a look if you're in the market for a new shaver.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've been using a Norelco OneBlade electric razor for a while now, and I'm glad I have. It's a mighty fine product, it is. While I have not used it anywhere but my face, I suspect that it would work well elsewhere if needed. Worth a look if you're in the market for a new shaver.
Failed to evade Zombies for the first time. In my defense, it was to pet a cat, and I thought I had time to get away. Oopsie.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Failed to evade Zombies for the first time. In my defense, it was to pet a cat, and I thought I had time to get away. Oopsie.
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So, FIFA gave Trump a Peace Prize. I'm expecting a Galactic Peace Prize from the Guardians any day now, for all of the hard work I've done for the Green Lantern Corps. Yep, should be arriving any moment now, all the way from the planet Oa in Space Sector Zero. Proud to represent Sector 2814! 💚
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So, FIFA gave Trump a Peace Prize. I'm expecting a Galactic Peace Prize from the Guardians any day now, for all of the hard work I've done for the Green Lantern Corps. Yep, should be arriving any moment now, all the way from the planet Oa in Space Sector Zero. Proud to represent Sector 2814! 💚
That kitten's gonna be interesting when Easter rolls around. 😜
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That kitten's gonna be interesting when Easter rolls around. 😜
CATCH HIM DERRY/BAT DAD/BAT IN THE HOUSE
YouTube video by My Name is Jeff
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Lissen...I'm a gawdam MOVIE STAR, okay? Guardians of the... you know. Get upstaged by a TREE that only knows three words... I went to JULLIARD, gawdammit! I am Groot, my hairy ass! Know what I am? THIRSTY. Where th' hell's the SCOTCH at in this joint?! Did Hegseth come through here, or what?!
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Lissen...I'm a gawdam MOVIE STAR, okay? Guardians of the... you know. Get upstaged by a TREE that only knows three words... I went to JULLIARD, gawdammit! I am Groot, my hairy ass! Know what I am? THIRSTY. Where th' hell's the SCOTCH at in this joint?! Did Hegseth come through here, or what?!
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TIL that I can play Zombies, Run! with the Zombie Attack feature on. I can, for short bursts... *run*. That's a big thing- I ran for short bursts several times, didn't ruin my knees, didn't get winded to the point of needing to stop... and didn't get eaten by Zombies. All good things! 🧟♀️🧟♂️🧟💚
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
TIL that I can play Zombies, Run! with the Zombie Attack feature on. I can, for short bursts... *run*. That's a big thing- I ran for short bursts several times, didn't ruin my knees, didn't get winded to the point of needing to stop... and didn't get eaten by Zombies. All good things! 🧟♀️🧟♂️🧟💚
Starting up with Zombies, Run! once more. So glad to hear that @naomialderman.bsky.social has kept the game alive - it has done a lot for me and many other Runner 5's in the world! 💚
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Starting up with Zombies, Run! once more. So glad to hear that @naomialderman.bsky.social has kept the game alive - it has done a lot for me and many other Runner 5's in the world! 💚
Enough is enough. It's time. Do your duty. Impeach. Convict. REMOVE. End the Fourth Reich before it begins.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Enough is enough. It's time. Do your duty. Impeach. Convict. REMOVE. End the Fourth Reich before it begins.
Batman's got Bat-Problems - a dozen villains are trying to bust out of Arkham Asylum!
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Batman's got Bat-Problems - a dozen villains are trying to bust out of Arkham Asylum!
Ordered a copy of Batman/Deadpool - it was tough to pick which cover I wanted, but in the end I had to go with the Harley vs. Hulk hot-dog eating contest cover by one of my favorite artists, Amanda Conner. 💚🌭❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ordered a copy of Batman/Deadpool - it was tough to pick which cover I wanted, but in the end I had to go with the Harley vs. Hulk hot-dog eating contest cover by one of my favorite artists, Amanda Conner. 💚🌭❤️
Star Wars Rankings? Don't mind if I do!
ESB
R1
ANH
ROTJ
ROTS
SOLO
AOTC
TFA
TROS
TPM
Spaceballs
The Boba Fett Cartoon in the Star Wars Holiday Special
The Rest of the Star Wars Holiday Special
Hardware Wars
TLJ
ESB
R1
ANH
ROTJ
ROTS
SOLO
AOTC
TFA
TROS
TPM
Spaceballs
The Boba Fett Cartoon in the Star Wars Holiday Special
The Rest of the Star Wars Holiday Special
Hardware Wars
TLJ
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Star Wars Rankings? Don't mind if I do!
ESB
R1
ANH
ROTJ
ROTS
SOLO
AOTC
TFA
TROS
TPM
Spaceballs
The Boba Fett Cartoon in the Star Wars Holiday Special
The Rest of the Star Wars Holiday Special
Hardware Wars
TLJ
ESB
R1
ANH
ROTJ
ROTS
SOLO
AOTC
TFA
TROS
TPM
Spaceballs
The Boba Fett Cartoon in the Star Wars Holiday Special
The Rest of the Star Wars Holiday Special
Hardware Wars
TLJ
Time for a blast from the past: from the last Battlestar - Galactica. 🤖
a computer generated image of a spaceship flying through space
ALT: a computer generated image of a spaceship flying through space
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Time for a blast from the past: from the last Battlestar - Galactica. 🤖
Stephen Miller: Mein Trumper! I have a Big Mac and the bigliest Diet Coke for you!
Trump: Yeah, yeah... where's that Zorro kid go?
Miller: You mean... Zohran? Zohran Mamdani?
Trump: That's him! Get him in here again. He makes me smile!
Miller: Mamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaani! (clenches fist, grits teeth)
Trump: Yeah, yeah... where's that Zorro kid go?
Miller: You mean... Zohran? Zohran Mamdani?
Trump: That's him! Get him in here again. He makes me smile!
Miller: Mamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaani! (clenches fist, grits teeth)
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stephen Miller: Mein Trumper! I have a Big Mac and the bigliest Diet Coke for you!
Trump: Yeah, yeah... where's that Zorro kid go?
Miller: You mean... Zohran? Zohran Mamdani?
Trump: That's him! Get him in here again. He makes me smile!
Miller: Mamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaani! (clenches fist, grits teeth)
Trump: Yeah, yeah... where's that Zorro kid go?
Miller: You mean... Zohran? Zohran Mamdani?
Trump: That's him! Get him in here again. He makes me smile!
Miller: Mamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaani! (clenches fist, grits teeth)
Dear Ukraine,
Tell President Piggy to shove his - and by his, I mean Putin's - plan up his backside. Assuming there's any room left in there, that is. Quite a few quislings burrowed in there these days, after all...
Tell President Piggy to shove his - and by his, I mean Putin's - plan up his backside. Assuming there's any room left in there, that is. Quite a few quislings burrowed in there these days, after all...
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dear Ukraine,
Tell President Piggy to shove his - and by his, I mean Putin's - plan up his backside. Assuming there's any room left in there, that is. Quite a few quislings burrowed in there these days, after all...
Tell President Piggy to shove his - and by his, I mean Putin's - plan up his backside. Assuming there's any room left in there, that is. Quite a few quislings burrowed in there these days, after all...
So much for those hijinks. Ya gotta know that was the fashies testing the water to open the policy up in the other branches. Whiskey Pete (who has some sus ink himself) probably has a sad, but I'm sure his ole buddies Jack, Jim, and Johnnie will help.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So much for those hijinks. Ya gotta know that was the fashies testing the water to open the policy up in the other branches. Whiskey Pete (who has some sus ink himself) probably has a sad, but I'm sure his ole buddies Jack, Jim, and Johnnie will help.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Let President Piggy and his lackeys have it, Jimmy! 😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9A...
Trump Lashes Out at Epstein Questions, Congress Votes to Unleash the Files & Saudi Prince Visits WH
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Let President Piggy and his lackeys have it, Jimmy! 😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9A...
Now President Piggy is calling for the imprisonment or execution of Democrats. Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the barnyard. Tch. I'm sure one of his quisling lackeys will shovel McDonalds down his orange gullet until he feels good enough to golf.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Now President Piggy is calling for the imprisonment or execution of Democrats. Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the barnyard. Tch. I'm sure one of his quisling lackeys will shovel McDonalds down his orange gullet until he feels good enough to golf.
HI-YAAH! 👍❤️
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
HI-YAAH! 👍❤️
You know that chant you hear at sporting events - "Let's Go (team name)! clap clap clapclapclap - that one?
One could modify that to "Quiet, Piggy! clap clap clapclapclap". Sure would be terrible if such a chant broke out at sporting events attended by the Swine-in-Chief. Just ghastly, really. 😊
One could modify that to "Quiet, Piggy! clap clap clapclapclap". Sure would be terrible if such a chant broke out at sporting events attended by the Swine-in-Chief. Just ghastly, really. 😊
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You know that chant you hear at sporting events - "Let's Go (team name)! clap clap clapclapclap - that one?
One could modify that to "Quiet, Piggy! clap clap clapclapclap". Sure would be terrible if such a chant broke out at sporting events attended by the Swine-in-Chief. Just ghastly, really. 😊
One could modify that to "Quiet, Piggy! clap clap clapclapclap". Sure would be terrible if such a chant broke out at sporting events attended by the Swine-in-Chief. Just ghastly, really. 😊
Thinkin' Congress was nigh-unanimous on releasing the Epstein Files because they know the fix is in and they'll never see the light of day. They're throwing that ugly ball back into President Piggy's court to deal with it while saying "Hey, we did our part, don't be mad at us!" to the citizenry.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thinkin' Congress was nigh-unanimous on releasing the Epstein Files because they know the fix is in and they'll never see the light of day. They're throwing that ugly ball back into President Piggy's court to deal with it while saying "Hey, we did our part, don't be mad at us!" to the citizenry.
MBS... does the "B" stand for Bubba? 😂
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
MBS... does the "B" stand for Bubba? 😂