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Ches (26-14-3)
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the optimistic canes fan in your replies • he/him • north carolina • 24 • UNC alum • jesperi kotkaniemi’s strongest soldier • D1 Eric Tulsky glazer • 37 enjoyer • software developer • Wizard101 player • Bluesky bot creator
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WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CANES GAME!!!!!

JUST NOW BEGINNING……

THE WORLD RENOWNED DIDDY BOWL!!!!

THE OILERS TAKE ON THE PREDATORS IN THE MUCH ANTICIPATED “DIDDY GAME”!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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STANKY ALSO HERD A LOT OF Y’ALL TALKIN MAD SHIT

#LetsGoCanes
chesometer.bsky.social Ches (26-14-3) @chesometer.bsky.social · 1d
There’s been way too much K’Andre Miller slander recently, he had to shut em up

#LetsGoCanes
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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There’s been way too much K’Andre Miller slander recently, he had to shut em up

#LetsGoCanes
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Idk if Rich Girl can be classified as a Gwen Stefani song when the real star of that song is very clearly the piano player
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I still cannot believe that the panthers are actually in the playoffs, has a worse team made it in in recent memory

#KeepPounding
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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1st star Luke Hughes baby. #Canes
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Even when we’re on a ridiculous skid, we still aren’t bad enough to lose to the Devils

#LetsGoCanes
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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I appreciate the donation to the Hughes slander initiative

#LetsGoCanes
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Seventh-place (Panthers) and 10th-place (Falcons) celebrating with champagne
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO THE PANTHERS ARE FUCKING IN ON A TECHNICALITY LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

#KEEPPOUNDING #KEEPPOUNDING #KEEPPOUNDING
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Why are the coaches so hard on Nikishin? Get a Russian translator so he understands what is expected of him.
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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In tonight's edition of "Why did Sean stay up so damn late?" here's the answer: We are. Since Dec 1, #CarolinaCulture has suffered dramatically worse defensive performance dropoff in the third period than any other #NHL team.
A bigass chart. Here's the data in CSV: Team,GP,Lead,Blown%,Win%,CL,GA/G P1,GA/G P2,GA/G P3,P3 Diff WPG,16,5,60.0%,40.0%,1,1.25,1.12,0.88,-0.31 NYR,16,4,50.0%,50.0%,0,0.69,1.00,1.00,+0.16 CAR,16,7,42.9%,57.1%,2,0.88,0.94,1.69,+0.78 PIT,16,9,33.3%,66.7%,0,0.69,1.19,1.44,+0.50 SEA,15,6,33.3%,66.7%,2,0.47,1.27,1.47,+0.60 VGK,14,3,33.3%,66.7%,0,1.07,1.43,0.64,-0.61 CBJ,15,7,28.6%,71.4%,1,0.73,1.20,1.33,+0.37 NYI,16,8,25.0%,75.0%,2,0.56,0.81,1.25,+0.56 TOR,16,8,25.0%,75.0%,0,0.69,0.81,1.31,+0.56 CHI,16,5,20.0%,80.0%,1,1.12,1.06,1.38,+0.28 FLA,16,5,20.0%,80.0%,0,1.00,1.00,1.12,+0.12 DAL,15,6,16.7%,83.3%,0,0.47,1.07,1.07,+0.30 WSH,16,6,16.7%,83.3%,1,0.62,1.12,1.25,+0.38 BOS,15,7,14.3%,85.7%,0,1.00,1.20,1.00,-0.10 PHI,16,8,12.5%,87.5%,0,0.88,1.00,0.94,0.00 ANA,16,3,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.44,1.25,1.12,-0.22 BUF,15,9,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.13,0.93,0.60,-0.43 CGY,14,5,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.00,1.14,0.64,-0.43 COL,15,10,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.67,0.93,0.73,-0.07 DET,17,7,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.53,1.06,1.18,+0.38 EDM,16,9,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.06,0.75,1.12,+0.22 LAK,15,4,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.47,1.07,1.07,+0.30 MIN,17,7,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.53,1.00,0.82,+0.06 MTL,17,5,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.12,0.94,0.76,-0.26 NSH,16,6,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.38,0.44,0.94,+0.03 NJD,16,3,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.00,0.81,1.06,+0.16 OTT,15,5,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.93,1.27,0.73,-0.37 SJS,15,6,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.73,1.13,1.27,-0.17 STL,17,8,0.0%,100.0%,0,1.12,1.12,0.94,-0.18 TBL,16,7,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.88,0.81,1.06,+0.22 UTA,16,6,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.81,0.94,1.06,+0.19 VAN,15,4,0.0%,100.0%,0,0.87,1.13,1.07,+0.07 Legend: GP = Games Played Lead = Games Leading After 2 Periods Blown% = Blown Lead % (lost or OT after leading) Win% = Win % When Leading After 2 Periods CL = Comeback Losses (regulation losses after leading) GA/G Px = Goals Against Per Game in Period X P3 Diff = 3rd Period GA/G minus average of 1st & 2nd (positive = worse in 3rd) Chart showing CAR's dramatic third period performance dropoff. Chart showing CAR's dramatic third period performance dropoff.
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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We HAVE to be the worst third period team in the league

#LetsGoCanes
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Idk what to say. Blisteringly pathetic choke. I get that the avs are a really good team, my prediction was the canes were gonna get blown out, but idc. The frequency with which this team gives away multi-goal leads is 100% concerning and gives me pause regarding if we’re legit at all

#LetsGoCanws
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Jesus Christ this team fucking sucks

#LetsGoCanes
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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What the fuck, that’s an absolutely terrible call

#LetsGoCanes
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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I went for a run when it was 1-1 btw

#LetsGoCanes
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Panthers don’t give me hope like this jfc

#KeepPounding
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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canes signaling that they are effectively conceding the game vs the Avs before its even started by putting Freddie in net, you love to see it. 9-2 loss incoming

#LetsGoCanes
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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How else would this Bucs/Panthers mid off conclude other than an awful, sloppy game with terrible field conditions, miserable reffing and both teams seemingly trying their best to defeat themselves?

#KeepPounding
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Not a good start!

#KeepPounding
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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COME ON PANTHERS PLEASE DONT DISAPPOINT ME

#KEEPPOUNDING #KEEPPOUNDING #KEEPPOUNDING
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Turns out if you’re completely incapable of playing any defense for the entire second half, you usually don’t win basketball games

#GoHeels
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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nooooo don’t make me believe this late 😭😭😭

#LetsGoCanes
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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dude what the hell am I watching. 5/13 total shots have gone in lmfaoooo

#LetsGoCanes
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM