@cheworleans.bsky.social
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Bring back the Rosie O’Donnell Show.
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🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
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Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗
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“Went to Fat Bear Week and everyone knew you.” -cunty little park ranger
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“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.
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“One ticket, please!” 🎟️
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Can we talk about how this the elite stroke method? Nobody wants to have *that* conversation.
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Guess I need a demonstration. ;)
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Lucky you. I talk the perfect amount.
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Pillows ✨Luke’s Version✨

Did I do it right? Never not inspired by @spartacubs.bsky.social.
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It’s fun to think of all the Friday posts that aren’t dick-related being in a crowded room full of human-sized, anthropomorphic penises that ignore them.
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The real luck of the Irish (their proximity to you).
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Like I said, these aren’t *my* favorite places. I would only get a poboy from Parkway. I know people who sub-out for Miss Dom, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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Big prayer convention in NO at the end of the month. DM’s rolling in like clockwork. “Can we meet?” “Where should we eat?” “Are you my dad?”

These plans rarely work out. Plus, I’ll be deep in… prayer. Babish’s recent trip is full of great recs, tho. These aren’t *my* favorites, but could be yours.
I Ate Everything in New Orleans
YouTube video by Babish Culinary Universe
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Clapping, on my feet, for 25 minutes straight like I just watched a movie at Cannes. Everyone is uncomfortable. No one knows when to stop or if they can.👏
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Thanks for making us breakfast. You’re so good to me. #blessed
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There is no filter on this video, but it looks wild and blown out after uploading. Wasn’t me, tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thinking about how chill a nuclear reactor on the moon would be. 🌝🌚 …anywayyyy, here’s your pound of flesh.
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*Sarah McLachlan plays softly*

“For just 25 cents a day- less than the cost of a cup of coffee- you can help keep innocent hogs from ending up in six-pack shackles. Your spare change can fund awareness and provide tiny scissors to brave volunteers. Please. Donate today. Save the hogs.”