The rockettes are the dallas cowboys cheerleaders of Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The rockettes are the dallas cowboys cheerleaders of Christmas
Make Sean Evans eat spicy turkey
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Make Sean Evans eat spicy turkey
They’re adding traps and hazards to the macy’s thanksgiving parade route this year in an effort to make it less boring
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They’re adding traps and hazards to the macy’s thanksgiving parade route this year in an effort to make it less boring
America lost the hashtag wars
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
America lost the hashtag wars
I don’t need to get into these things rn, but the old Mattel Yugioh toys are sick af
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don’t need to get into these things rn, but the old Mattel Yugioh toys are sick af
Can’t have turkey at thanksgiving, can’t have sweet potato casserole at thanksgiving, can’t have pumpkin pie at thanksgiving. Okay how about burger do you want to have a burger thanksgiving? Oh, you don’t like burgers either
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can’t have turkey at thanksgiving, can’t have sweet potato casserole at thanksgiving, can’t have pumpkin pie at thanksgiving. Okay how about burger do you want to have a burger thanksgiving? Oh, you don’t like burgers either
Shout out to all the leaves that are still hanging on trees your grit and determination is truly inspiring
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shout out to all the leaves that are still hanging on trees your grit and determination is truly inspiring
Reposted by Chip Ahoy
Goldfinger was gay as hell. I would’ve hired Titjob
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Goldfinger was gay as hell. I would’ve hired Titjob
Look I know he helped defend Earthrealm and all but I’m not about to start saying that Johnny Cage’s movies are good
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Look I know he helped defend Earthrealm and all but I’m not about to start saying that Johnny Cage’s movies are good
Look at how friggin cool this guy is. Unbelievable fit
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Look at how friggin cool this guy is. Unbelievable fit
Call me Simon the way I get simple around some pie
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Call me Simon the way I get simple around some pie
I had to double back during my White House visit because I needed to get the Obama key to unlock the Biden chambers
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had to double back during my White House visit because I needed to get the Obama key to unlock the Biden chambers
Every sports logo should be an old timey cartoon of the mascot wearing a sailor hat with the name of the team written on it
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every sports logo should be an old timey cartoon of the mascot wearing a sailor hat with the name of the team written on it
No one ever talks about how much of a baddie the woman from ratatouille is
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
No one ever talks about how much of a baddie the woman from ratatouille is
Uh oh, the FDA is recalling banana bunches because of reports of deadly black tarantulas hiding in them
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Uh oh, the FDA is recalling banana bunches because of reports of deadly black tarantulas hiding in them
It’s an Italian club, and baby, you ain’t in it
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s an Italian club, and baby, you ain’t in it
“More often than not, ‘yes, and’ has gotten me into more situations than it has gotten me out of” -confessions of an improviser
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“More often than not, ‘yes, and’ has gotten me into more situations than it has gotten me out of” -confessions of an improviser
At the clinic that treats cynics and I think my doctor is only doing this shit for the money
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
At the clinic that treats cynics and I think my doctor is only doing this shit for the money
“Forget this, I’m going to go eat a lot of krill” -the fed up (and hungry) whale
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“Forget this, I’m going to go eat a lot of krill” -the fed up (and hungry) whale
I’ve been having an affair with the charmin bears mom for many years
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve been having an affair with the charmin bears mom for many years
Damn yo mama built like Renamon
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Damn yo mama built like Renamon
My daily schedule:
12 PM - wake up on the coach and turn off 12 hr vintage commercials compilation I fell asleep to
12:30 - 6:30 - smoke some weed lol
7:00 - 7:20 - force vomit to eliminate traces of weed from my system (I think what I’m doing is evil)
7:30 PM: late lunch & weed
8:30 : bed
12 PM - wake up on the coach and turn off 12 hr vintage commercials compilation I fell asleep to
12:30 - 6:30 - smoke some weed lol
7:00 - 7:20 - force vomit to eliminate traces of weed from my system (I think what I’m doing is evil)
7:30 PM: late lunch & weed
8:30 : bed
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My daily schedule:
12 PM - wake up on the coach and turn off 12 hr vintage commercials compilation I fell asleep to
12:30 - 6:30 - smoke some weed lol
7:00 - 7:20 - force vomit to eliminate traces of weed from my system (I think what I’m doing is evil)
7:30 PM: late lunch & weed
8:30 : bed
12 PM - wake up on the coach and turn off 12 hr vintage commercials compilation I fell asleep to
12:30 - 6:30 - smoke some weed lol
7:00 - 7:20 - force vomit to eliminate traces of weed from my system (I think what I’m doing is evil)
7:30 PM: late lunch & weed
8:30 : bed
Lexapro has teamed up with Betty Crocker to make the first ever anti-depressant gusher
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Lexapro has teamed up with Betty Crocker to make the first ever anti-depressant gusher
Thinking about getting into pokemon, I’m running out of real animals to collect
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Thinking about getting into pokemon, I’m running out of real animals to collect
Ate yo mama’s pussy so hard I got turf toe and will be going on the 15 Day IL
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ate yo mama’s pussy so hard I got turf toe and will be going on the 15 Day IL