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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 17h

“Have you thought about putting ointment on it?” -friend who only has one piece of advice

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 1d

What if spider-man was called writer-man and he wrote all day and defeated his enemies with words not just his fists

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 1d

The Burger King coup

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

I should’ve known that trying to get my chicken, fox and corn home in one trip would become a pain in the ass

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

Mario was so damn fun to watch back in the day before Bowser stepped on his ankle (on purpose let’s be honest) he was never the same player after that. One of the greatest “what ifs” in basketball history

Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · Dec 24

NBA Street V3 ad (2005)

#retro #art #gaming #NBAStreet

Street V3 ad
GameCube
EA Sports BIG
(2005)

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

I, Talian

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

I think your last name should always reflect your current job, which is why my name is Bob Pornography-Cameraman

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 3d

a head of lettuce, eye of newt, nose of carrot, mouth of orange peel, ears of a good listener, etc.

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 4d

They should make zoos where instead of looking at animals you get to look at stuff

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 4d

Being a single mom is the hardest job on earth, yet Reba made it look effortless

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 5d

Prisons won’t let inmates carve soap anymore because I carved my soap into a set of keys that can open any door

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 5d

What if George Lucas came out and said “Star Wars obviously takes place in the future. Idk what I was thinking”

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 6d

It’s insane to me that as a kid you could just watch graphic videos online of stick figures fighting to the death. Where were the parents??

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 7d

Ygor in son of Frankenstein sounds a little like strong bad

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 8d

Frankenstein’s Monster at the grocery store: that doctor Frankenstein? Shit, him spotted me… Heyyyyy how it been

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 8d

Remember when the Abomination was fighting the hulk and abomination said “I’m the abomination of Obama’s nation” and Hulk said “even Hulk can see the wisdom in that”

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe I’m just a cynic but I don’t think I could learn to appreciate new perspectives if my head was twisted all the way around by a large ape type beast