human babies are rarely bite size [citation needed]
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
human babies are rarely bite size [citation needed]
I don't think Ronly Honly Bing was a mouthbrooder
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don't think Ronly Honly Bing was a mouthbrooder
bring him up for stolen valour
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bring him up for stolen valour
isn't that the Clutch Move Pizza Guy?
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
isn't that the Clutch Move Pizza Guy?
Concept: cast resin buttplugs with tiny little figurines of your horrified enemies inside them
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Concept: cast resin buttplugs with tiny little figurines of your horrified enemies inside them
hilarious that you think we're going to have human surgeons and not AI powered robots that just need a prompt like "cut out the cancer" to then autonomously murder everyone in the building born in July
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
hilarious that you think we're going to have human surgeons and not AI powered robots that just need a prompt like "cut out the cancer" to then autonomously murder everyone in the building born in July
English had a letter for w then we lost it so we had to make a new one like this vv
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
English had a letter for w then we lost it so we had to make a new one like this vv
we're sending you through da big ring. Gonna find out what your lungs are hidin'.
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
we're sending you through da big ring. Gonna find out what your lungs are hidin'.
this is the first time I've learned that freelance editors can fire writers for their writing not being good enough
I gotta huddle in the corner of the shower for a while
I gotta huddle in the corner of the shower for a while
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this is the first time I've learned that freelance editors can fire writers for their writing not being good enough
I gotta huddle in the corner of the shower for a while
I gotta huddle in the corner of the shower for a while
you know what they make the filling between the wafers in kitkats from?
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
you know what they make the filling between the wafers in kitkats from?
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
what if we make it illegal to be fishless
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
what if we make it illegal to be fishless
in context it might mean "pippin" but it literally means "little queen" so a possible translation would be PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
in context it might mean "pippin" but it literally means "little queen" so a possible translation would be PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
remember the risk of sending one of your sons to be a Varangian amongst all those Greeks and having a Discovery that makes it harder to get an heir out of him?
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
remember the risk of sending one of your sons to be a Varangian amongst all those Greeks and having a Discovery that makes it harder to get an heir out of him?
our moustachios would become tangled
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our moustachios would become tangled
I just assumed that was because I regard myself as fundamentally unworthy of love
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I just assumed that was because I regard myself as fundamentally unworthy of love
a detail: six toe pads on each print
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
a detail: six toe pads on each print
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
Her periodical. Her occasional. Happens about every six weeks (I also keep getting caught out by the five day week)
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Her periodical. Her occasional. Happens about every six weeks (I also keep getting caught out by the five day week)
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
really dug myself a hole by mentioning menstrual cycles at all in a world where the moon only orbits five times a year so that's not a logical name for them at all
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
really dug myself a hole by mentioning menstrual cycles at all in a world where the moon only orbits five times a year so that's not a logical name for them at all
"cheese" is also in the name of "American Cheese" and yet
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"cheese" is also in the name of "American Cheese" and yet
maybe this whole thing has been a convoluted plan to replace non-violent marijuana offenders in the prison industrial complex
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
maybe this whole thing has been a convoluted plan to replace non-violent marijuana offenders in the prison industrial complex
I think they should squeak like a turtle with its beloved shoe
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think they should squeak like a turtle with its beloved shoe
No, they seek out blood
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
No, they seek out blood
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area