Boobsy Snickerdoodle
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I told a guy my bush was “super natural” which is true but he heard it as “supernatural” so he thought I had a magical pussy which is also true
If you’re that girl whose mom won’t let you go to school without a bra, so you take it off at school and stuff it in your bag, don’t let it fall out of the bag in class while you’re pretending to look for your Spanish homework, this never happened to me it’s just general advice
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you’re that girl whose mom won’t let you go to school without a bra, so you take it off at school and stuff it in your bag, don’t let it fall out of the bag in class while you’re pretending to look for your Spanish homework, this never happened to me it’s just general advice
Did PMS ever make you feel totally pissed off but also horny as fuck? Like you just want to give a super mean handjob
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Did PMS ever make you feel totally pissed off but also horny as fuck? Like you just want to give a super mean handjob
You know when you have a slumber party at your friend’s house but she’s got this weird brother who seems like he’s probably going to murder everyone at the party? Well that weird brother was the first boy who knew how to finger-fuck me correctly.
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You know when you have a slumber party at your friend’s house but she’s got this weird brother who seems like he’s probably going to murder everyone at the party? Well that weird brother was the first boy who knew how to finger-fuck me correctly.
ME: [drunk, slurring] Can’t even say “Merry Christmas” anymore...
FRIEND: You pointed to your crotch, asked “Who wants this Christmas cookie?” and tried to kiss my dad on the mouth
ME: oh excuse me “HOLIDAY COOKIE”
FRIEND: You pointed to your crotch, asked “Who wants this Christmas cookie?” and tried to kiss my dad on the mouth
ME: oh excuse me “HOLIDAY COOKIE”
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ME: [drunk, slurring] Can’t even say “Merry Christmas” anymore...
FRIEND: You pointed to your crotch, asked “Who wants this Christmas cookie?” and tried to kiss my dad on the mouth
ME: oh excuse me “HOLIDAY COOKIE”
FRIEND: You pointed to your crotch, asked “Who wants this Christmas cookie?” and tried to kiss my dad on the mouth
ME: oh excuse me “HOLIDAY COOKIE”
GUYS: Sex for money?
ME: I would never, how dare you
GUY: Cheese fries and a milkshake?
ME: How many blowjobs would you like sir
ME: I would never, how dare you
GUY: Cheese fries and a milkshake?
ME: How many blowjobs would you like sir
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
GUYS: Sex for money?
ME: I would never, how dare you
GUY: Cheese fries and a milkshake?
ME: How many blowjobs would you like sir
ME: I would never, how dare you
GUY: Cheese fries and a milkshake?
ME: How many blowjobs would you like sir
My period: I’m not coming anymore, you dried up old bitch
Also my period: just kidding I’m here and your panties are ruined lol
Also my period: just kidding I’m here and your panties are ruined lol
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My period: I’m not coming anymore, you dried up old bitch
Also my period: just kidding I’m here and your panties are ruined lol
Also my period: just kidding I’m here and your panties are ruined lol
LOL at these movies where girls just change openly in high school locker rooms. I was topless in the locker room once for a minute and skinny bitches ran off in all directions. I heard someone crying in a stall. Three girls went to the guidance counselor.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LOL at these movies where girls just change openly in high school locker rooms. I was topless in the locker room once for a minute and skinny bitches ran off in all directions. I heard someone crying in a stall. Three girls went to the guidance counselor.
ME: Do you want to lick whipped cream off my tits?
HIM: Fuck yeah
ME: Dairy or nondairy?
HIM: Uh... dairy?
ME: Do you want caramel drizzle on that? Dash of cinnamon? Pumpkin spice?
HIM: This was a big mistake
ME: *Venti
HIM: Fuck yeah
ME: Dairy or nondairy?
HIM: Uh... dairy?
ME: Do you want caramel drizzle on that? Dash of cinnamon? Pumpkin spice?
HIM: This was a big mistake
ME: *Venti
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
ME: Do you want to lick whipped cream off my tits?
HIM: Fuck yeah
ME: Dairy or nondairy?
HIM: Uh... dairy?
ME: Do you want caramel drizzle on that? Dash of cinnamon? Pumpkin spice?
HIM: This was a big mistake
ME: *Venti
HIM: Fuck yeah
ME: Dairy or nondairy?
HIM: Uh... dairy?
ME: Do you want caramel drizzle on that? Dash of cinnamon? Pumpkin spice?
HIM: This was a big mistake
ME: *Venti
If anyone doubts cheerleaders are real athletes, just know those bitches were half my size yet could easily kick my ass every time I fucked their boyfriends
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If anyone doubts cheerleaders are real athletes, just know those bitches were half my size yet could easily kick my ass every time I fucked their boyfriends
When I was young and insecure I used to apologize way too much, just constantly apologizing. Also my apologies were blowjobs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When I was young and insecure I used to apologize way too much, just constantly apologizing. Also my apologies were blowjobs.
In HS art class we were allowed to draw nipples when we copied classical paintings but NOT when we did self-portraits, so I secretly drew my own nips on a Botticelli and the teacher never even suspected.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In HS art class we were allowed to draw nipples when we copied classical paintings but NOT when we did self-portraits, so I secretly drew my own nips on a Botticelli and the teacher never even suspected.
In 6th grade when we got back from summer break all the kids started calling me Dolly Parton and I was so confused, like when did they even hear me sing?
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In 6th grade when we got back from summer break all the kids started calling me Dolly Parton and I was so confused, like when did they even hear me sing?
I always flash by pulling my tank top down, not up. Tits are cool but no fucking way am I showing off my belly.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I always flash by pulling my tank top down, not up. Tits are cool but no fucking way am I showing off my belly.
One of my breasts is a boob and the other is a tit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One of my breasts is a boob and the other is a tit.
I was blowing this guy at a sports game and he came during the national anthem, I was like damn you’re patriotic
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was blowing this guy at a sports game and he came during the national anthem, I was like damn you’re patriotic
12yo me: a dick in my mouth? lol ew I would never
14yo me: [stepping out of time machine] actually it’s not bad at all, it’s kind of fun!
12yo me: really? haha I thought it would be nasty like licking a butt
14yo me: lol ewww no way
15yo me: actually…
14yo me: [stepping out of time machine] actually it’s not bad at all, it’s kind of fun!
12yo me: really? haha I thought it would be nasty like licking a butt
14yo me: lol ewww no way
15yo me: actually…
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
12yo me: a dick in my mouth? lol ew I would never
14yo me: [stepping out of time machine] actually it’s not bad at all, it’s kind of fun!
12yo me: really? haha I thought it would be nasty like licking a butt
14yo me: lol ewww no way
15yo me: actually…
14yo me: [stepping out of time machine] actually it’s not bad at all, it’s kind of fun!
12yo me: really? haha I thought it would be nasty like licking a butt
14yo me: lol ewww no way
15yo me: actually…
DIVORCED GUY: I never know when it’s the right time to tell a woman that I have kids
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
DIVORCED GUY: I never know when it’s the right time to tell a woman that I have kids
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
I saw a horse when I was 12 and my mom was like “he’s a boy” and I was like “yeah I noticed” and she was like 😳 and I was like 😳
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I saw a horse when I was 12 and my mom was like “he’s a boy” and I was like “yeah I noticed” and she was like 😳 and I was like 😳
ME: [wiping a random guy’s jizz off my face] Thank god he didn’t pay me, that would be degrading
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ME: [wiping a random guy’s jizz off my face] Thank god he didn’t pay me, that would be degrading
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
“Today is my cheat day,” she explained, eating Häagen-Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream off a married man’s balls
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Today is my cheat day,” she explained, eating Häagen-Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream off a married man’s balls
If I’ve been sexting this guy for like 3 years and he’s only been married for 1 year, isn’t he technically cheating on me with his wife
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If I’ve been sexting this guy for like 3 years and he’s only been married for 1 year, isn’t he technically cheating on me with his wife
I think two adult friends can take a shower together just for fun and it’s totally cute and nice, but his girlfriend insists on being weird about it
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think two adult friends can take a shower together just for fun and it’s totally cute and nice, but his girlfriend insists on being weird about it
Hate when boys pull that trick at the movies where you reach over to grab their dick and you get a handful of popcorn instead 😡😡😡
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hate when boys pull that trick at the movies where you reach over to grab their dick and you get a handful of popcorn instead 😡😡😡
If you’re going to have a threesome with your roommate you need to set some ground rules. Like if I just licked cum off your tits, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you’re going to have a threesome with your roommate you need to set some ground rules. Like if I just licked cum off your tits, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.