I made this in a restaurant that gave me too much butter

Its the middle of the night and I spent to too much fucking time trying to put on eyelid tape
(Didn't work btw)
So when I left the bathroom n' my mom appeared in front of me and I wasn't wearing glasses, I thought a weirdass bitchass flesh creature appeared and almost had a heart attack

First crepe, should I try flipping the next one y'all?

The crepe raccon is making crepes, I'll tell yall if I drop one

Just needed to show some adorable pics of my fatass hamster who's racist

I CAN NEVER TRUST RECIPES FROM WHITE WOMEN, THEY BETRAYED MY TRUST TOO MANY TIMES EVEN AFTER ALL THE CHANCES I GAVE THEM😭

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY GUT ON THE BANANA BREAD RECIPE, EVEN STRAIGHT DUDES BE LYIN'

IM ONLY EVER MAKING RECIPES FROM GAY DUDES AND THIS ONE NON GAY DUDE

Just left the most toxic and stupid server because I am not dealing with their toxic shit anymore and biased views against me and my friend, the mods dont even know how to moderate because they don't even think someone saying depressed ppl should commit suicide should be banned

Moved on already fr

I literally downloaded bluesky to post about this

Why TF did i get casually get invited to a poly relationship on discord?!
The friend even just casually and quickly confessed her love for me and that she would leave them so I would be with her when I said it was meant to just be her!

wtff bro