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chrismelberger
@chris.neatdu.de
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 8h
shack x neat dude tees are BACK 🍔

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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 5d
wonderboy
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 6d
just sang two tenacious d songs at karaoke so fuckin WHATTTTT
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 7d
dad just told me at my sisters wedding that my mom took lots of tylenol when she was pregnant with me 😊
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 7d
dang hopefully it’s windy at twitchcon
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 7d
thx king
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 7d
where’s that
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 7d
chat am i high or is my hair looking mad fluffy
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 10d
holy shit my adderall prescription is up 5mg for the first time in years and i'm seeing sounds and dividing by zero again
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 13d
dropping fortnite emotes on the dance floor at a wedding who gives a shit
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 16d
just watched an ig reel about someone’s cat dying

while chillin at the airport

teared up in terminal c
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 18d
i miss like one full day online and everyone is talking about the rapture

jesus christ
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 19d
flights are officially booked for twitchcon

excited to see you all
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 23d
this is awesome dude
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 24d
thank u!
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 24d
thx dude
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 24d
tattoo for anyone who missed it!!

🐸🪄
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 24d
got 9 hours of sleep. so back
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 24d
bro jet lag stinks why am i awake at 7am and tired at 11pm

is this a normal life
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 25d
saw a bunch of kittens today while visiting our foster boys! (the girls got adopted already YEAHHHH)
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 25d
waiter at diner stopped in his tracks, looked at my hat and points to shan and goes “that should be on you?!” as he giggled.

it’s my midwest princess hat lmao
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 28d
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 27d
i’ve barely slept this whole trip but had such a blast

def recommend traveling if you can once in awhile

makes you appreciate a lot

time for a 9 hour flight now

cya 😴😴😴😴
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 28d
just got a tattoo in amsterdam if anyone gives a shit
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 28d
just saw a shirt that said “it’s a cunty cunt world” and i agree
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