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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · 6d

I just involuntarily listened to back to back Macklemore songs. Is this...am I washed?!?

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 23

Google wants their Diet Mountain Lightning-ass storebrand Matt Damon to teach me about AI.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 11

You ever hear someone's laugh and know exactly what their teeth look like, even if you can't see them?

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 5

When Jalen Carter spits on your quarterback, we call that Dak Tuah. #MNF #NFL

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 2

I mean, are the last two related or....

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 2

Somewhere, Tom Brady is smiling. Well, at least, he's trying. That Botox and his fillers make it VERY difficult...

#ChapelBill

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 2

TCU now leads UNC by 27.

"I mean, it's not THAT big of a gap." - Bill Belichick

#ChapelBill

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Sep 2

When they release your Ring Cam footage:
#UNCvsTCU #CollegeFootball #BillBelichick

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Aug 21

Please note, this reference is approximately 233 years old. And so am I.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Aug 21

Archie Wilson should call his left foot Betty and his right foot Veronica. Real ones know: Archie doesn't have to choose, fam! He gets both.

#Huskers #GBR

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Aug 21

"Left foot Iggy
Right foot Azalea
Down under brings the thunder
From Nebraska to Australia!"

- a line from my upcoming rap track about Archie Wilson
#Huskers #GBR

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Aug 19

Me, every time I tell our 13-year-old a story about how good Burkhead was. #Huskers #GBR

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 21

The police have released a sketch of the victim of the theft, one Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 20

BigXThaPlug reminds me so much of Mike Jones that dude's phone number is probably 281-330-8803.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 20

Quick, someone get Mark Daigneault onto Chet's shoulders so he can measure the height of the hoops at Gainbridge Fieldhouse. It's OKC's only hope.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 20

Endlessly annoyed that Kevin Hart is wearing two fucking watches during one of his 322 commercials during the NBA Finals? Me too.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 9

I hope, at least, that it was a barbershop?

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · Jun 8

Jannik Sinner out here looking like Rusty Griswold with a tennis raquet.

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 22

**song

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 22

Never forget: the first season of a true crime podcast was actually a son by Bob Dylan that goes SUPER hard.

youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q?...

Bob Dylan - Hurricane (Official Audio)

YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO

youtu.be

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Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 21

There's only one man I would trust with making sure Donald Trump's bribe-jet from Qatar is safe. This noted plane inspector:

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 9

There are few more chaotic and unpredictable races than when kids toe the line for a middle school hurdle race. It's absolutely full of more plot twists and insanity than an HBO limited series.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 9

Chicago Pontiff, or as we Midwesterners would call him: Ope Leo XIV.

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 9

Pope Leo the 18-But-Barely:

Chris, PC Small Group @chris402.bsky.social · May 8

Very excited for the moment when Pope Leo XIV decides to canonize William The Refrigerator Perry.

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