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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisbanaszek.bsky.social

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He/him, gay, Houston TX, introvert, weather/space geek, LEGO AFOL, cooking, cat dad (Tornado & Cirrus), social anxiety, mental health advocate, empathetic, epileptic, photography, always cooking Thai food 😋🤤 Who's coming over for dinner? 👀🤗 Emoji user 🥳😜

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

Hehe, I think you may! 👀

Our very own Californius Tyrannosaurus 🤭👀

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my!! Ouchies!!!!! Glad you were able to pop it back in, but not a fun time at all 🫠😖

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

I understand this so well.. sorry 😞 That being said, I would hangout with you no question!! ❤️

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, this has to be the single most amazing performance in a baseball game of all time, right? I’m not sure what stats there are for players who pitch and hit (like Babe Ruth), but I can’t imagine a greater game by anyone. And I’m not a Dodgers fan by any means. Holy cow! 😮

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

Two of the best “items” on “The Nenu” 👀👀👀👀👀😋

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 2d

😇😇😇 You are now just the 2nd person who has ever graced my wallpaper/home screen by the way 😉

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 3d

I’m a lover, not a fighter! 🥰 I give in to the addiction! 🤭

a cartoon elephant is saying baby i can 't fight this feeling any more

Alt: a cartoon elephant is saying baby i can’t fight this feeling any more

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 3d

It has been done!! 👀👀👀

*Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos!

😈😘❤️

My sexy and amazing friend, Sean, shown here as my phone wallpaper (cropped to be PG)

My sexy and amazing friend, Sean, shown here as my phone background (cropped to be PG)

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 3d

You should totally NOT delete!! 🥰 Glad you’re feeling cute (because you ARE!) 😌

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 3d

New phone wallpaper just arrived!! 😜 Just kidding!! But yes, Tis the season indeed (the best season)! 🥳🥳

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 4d

Butt… there is one good thing about Newark 👀 It brings me a lot closer to you! 🥳😁

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 4d

Hehe, you have NO IDEA how badly I want that! If you hear a news story about someone opening the door mid-flight, do not be surprised 😮🪂 I mean, really, does anyone WANT to go to Newark?! 😭

a woman says let me off the plane ii

Alt: A woman says “let me off the plane!!”

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 5d

I will reference this photo when I’m flying over/near Philadelphia in less than 2 weeks 😘 It’ll take “coming in for a landing!” to a whole new level! 😏🫠

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 5d

Then don't! I give you permission to stay in bed and stay cozy ☺️

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 5d

Ouchies! Hopefully you feel better soon, and can get the other ones done soon as well! Dental stuff can be so uncomfortable and painful 😖 *hugs*

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 5d

Just got my vaccines, and am ready for my trip to PA in a few weeks for a wedding. It’ll be my first time back in PA/also visiting my mom in over 6 years!

Sadly, aside from my mom and niece, everyone else I reached out to either didn’t reply or didn’t see the message, so I won’t see anyone else 😭🤷‍♂️🫠

a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table with a mug of beer

Alt: A cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table with a mug of beer, with the text “It’s like nobody cares!”

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 5d

*hugs you tight* 🫂😔

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 6d

When the last pair of walking sneakers that you have are coming apart at the seams, but you can’t afford to buy a new pair, so you put on a really old pair (that isn’t yet falling apart) that are a half size too small… it’s okay, at least I don’t walk like 6-10 miles a day 🙄🥴😖

a cartoon character with a book on a rock

Alt: A scene depicting Adventure Time, with Finn and Jake in the Ice Kingdom. Finn has his shirt over his face, and he throws 4 mittens/socks/shoes towards Jake, who does a backflip in the air while they land on all of his feet/paws (Jake is a dog), then lands on 2 feet next to a book on a rock on the ground. Jake is me, wishing I had shoes that fit me 😋

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 7d

I am so so sorry for your loss 😢 She was lucky to have you in her life to take such good care of her. Biggest hugs to you! 🫂

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah, I can’t even imagine how heartbreaking this is for the players. And now with Franklin gone, I’m sure it’s a very confusing, awful time for many of them. Going from playoff semifinal, returning so many players, and having high expectations thrust upon you, only to have it come crashing down 💔😟

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 8d

If you have any Penn State fans in your life, please check on them, they are not okay right now. It’s me, I’m Penn State fan 🥺 What an absolutely terrible 3 week stretch for this football program.

I really feel for Allar. Despite the issues, he’s given his all. What a disaster! 😭 #WeAre #PSU 🏈

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 10d

Yay, my memory is not completely shot (and my calendar serves a purpose)! 🥳

Me name will look good next to the Autumn Equinox on your calendar - if that even shows up on calendars?! (well, on years where we share the same date anyway hehe) 🍂🥰

a cartoon of snoopy sitting under a tree with leaves falling around him

Alt: A cartoon of Snoopy sitting under a tree in Autumn, with leaves falling around him, as he keeps blowing a leaf up to prevent it from hitting the ground

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 10d

Or maybe I could just wait until 5 days before someone’s birthday (assuming my calendar isn’t lying to me/I have my dates correct) and say…

“Are you today’s date, because you’re 11/10!” 🥰🥹

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 10d

Sean!!!! 🥳 You’ve so got yourself a deal! 😮👅

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisbanaszek.bsky.social · 10d

Ewww, fucking gross and disgusting!! 🤮 I just can’t enjoy coffee, no matter the kind, what’s done to it, or how it’s served…

Can we do milk or chocolate milk instead? 👀😋

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