Chris
chriscapade.bsky.social
Chris
@chriscapade.bsky.social
Like, maybe a 7 with the right filter.
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These are called bluesks, they're not tweets or posts, bluesks.
Our unconscious society serves as slaves.
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
We got screwed. What the fuck.
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Should be a good game between the Badgers and Indiana, on Wisconsin!
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Part of me wants to switch to Crunch but a bunch of people I know workout there and I don't want to run into them 🙃.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
If you're going to remodel a gym you would think you'd leave SOME equipment for back workouts.
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I'm much too old for this.
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
One too many still isn't enough. If I can't find something to get me through another night, then I don't think I can go on.
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
When you get that get that high can you even feel it?
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Cooks caught that ball, the Bills got screwed last night.
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I don't think you're unworthy of my love.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
That Packers loss killed any soul I had left in me.
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I really hope this is the year Sami finally wins the big one.
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
These storms are getting stronger.
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by Chris
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
College football is one of my only escapes and even that's totally fucked these days.
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The hands on my neck are the reason I'm trapped in my head.
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I know that I'll never go home.
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Your fear will ensure my victory.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
North oak to 152 to 35 to 291
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is it really Christmas if you haven't watched its a wonderful life and a Christmas story?
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm not sure if I prefer being single or this girl just ain't it for me.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
About to win 95 dollars. Thank you Maddux Madsen for being trash.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Have a date with a bioengineer this weekend. Just gotta nail this and I'm on my way to stay at home dad!
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How fucked do you have to be to lie for a man deporting your family a day before Thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM