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Chris Kamler
@chriskamler.bsky.social
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Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer. Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. chriskamler.com 📍Kansas City ESTJ
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 11h
You can't boil the ocean, folks. The devil works with idle hands here. It's important to realize that in this project the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree; and that we're in a fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.
We need to get them out of harm's way is what I'm saying.
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Darren The Demon @darrenrules.bsky.social · 16h
ITS RAIDER WEEK

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

#ChiefsKingdom
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 1d
You hate to see it.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 2d
Oh hai
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 2d
Sext
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 2d
Hello, beautiful.
The Loudest stadium in the NFL
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
I don’t hate the hats they give the division champions but I also don’t like them either.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Come to KC. You and I will get day drunk at the Quaff and then take the streetcar down to Fritzs
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Thou shall not blaspheme Fritz’s sir.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
GO (home) CUBS GO (home)
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Choo choo
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Ballgame

That shitty fourth down spot was it.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
You’ll never forget her tho.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Across like 9 weeks maybe.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Have you seen a successful 999? I’m not sure I have.
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Derek Redwood Tree Divito @detroit-derek.bsky.social · 4d
Of course the Tigers lose it in 15
They had a 15 game lead in the division and lost that too
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
Query: Are you “some dude”?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 3d
The heartbreaking part is that you have the most gentle, selfless, giving heart. And even as this whole thing continues to escalate you continue to show them grace and love. And, yes, even by separating, that is an act of love as well. Your heart is beautiful, you are beautiful.❤️
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 4d
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 5d
Ew. Thats why I piss in my own.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 6d
Did that Schwarber dong ever land yet?
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 6d
Awwww you hate to see it.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 6d
Thoughts and prayers.
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 6d
Let it cook….
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 6d
I get checks from Antifa every Friday. They’re all random amounts but I take them to the bank and cash them. Sometimes it’s as little as as $12,000. But most of the time it’s in the six figures. All I have to do is let George Soros enter my body on Wednesdays for sand volleyball