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Chris Turner
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Journalist, Mizzou alum, Arkansas native

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Oh they worried worried
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Republicans hitting the all caps Panic button in TN-7

Fitting that the swampiest of all would call on them to “swamp the vote”
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Pop Base @PopBase After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny. onionweigher 🧅 @onionweigher in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Losing it @prophethusband After I've fucked up my back: I'll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I'lI stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Pukicho @pukicho My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily. lull @lullabytime_ Someone probably said the same thing during the transition from horses to cars Pukicho @pukicho I'm so beyond you it's insane
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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craz Q @crazgrad powerful johnny cash: i exploded a guy in reno
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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park @REDRAGEOUSED i Love reading fanfiction where the author is clearly like 15 years old and has zero clue how college works it makes me so happy. fym the bell rang
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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jestin @jestingtime Me: that dude is staring at me. He totally wants to fight *getting up* Hey man. What is your deal Guy who got Kicked in the head by a horse and can only speak like a Pokémon: Kevin! 😃 Kevin! 😃 Kevin! 😃 Me, balling up my fist: That's not my name
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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(in prison) me: (reading dostoyevsky) prison warden (shocked): what the hell are you bozos doing? you cant let him read that! hes going to resign himself to the life of suffering to which he has been condemned and come to a newfound love for god and mankind which he lives out in peaceful solitude! (guards rush to snatch the book away from me) me: (looks silently and reverently up at the warden warden: NOOOOOOOO FUCK
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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obamasnow today some guy very confidently ordered a "Busted Nut Parfait" on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying obamasnow update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with "light syrup and heavy nut" and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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They beat jesus with that
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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prisonhannibal you're on the fbis most unwanted list. get the fuck out of here
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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obi-wan: the jedi council says marriage is a sin anakin: what about all your grindr hook-ups obi-wan: im not marrying them
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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