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Wine, Robots, and counting down til the school holidays...🏳️🌈
I just sat and ate a whole pack of Fox's chocolate cookies at my desk because I'm a fat fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just sat and ate a whole pack of Fox's chocolate cookies at my desk because I'm a fat fuck.
Booze flight because Saturday...
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Booze flight because Saturday...
It's summer again! ☀️
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's summer again! ☀️
It's the 2nd Anniversary of Heart Attack* Day!
*Later downgraded to severe cardiac event day, but whatever. It'll take more than that to bring me down...
*Later downgraded to severe cardiac event day, but whatever. It'll take more than that to bring me down...
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's the 2nd Anniversary of Heart Attack* Day!
*Later downgraded to severe cardiac event day, but whatever. It'll take more than that to bring me down...
*Later downgraded to severe cardiac event day, but whatever. It'll take more than that to bring me down...
27 years since all this started... 😬😬
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
27 years since all this started... 😬😬
Tis the Season...
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tis the Season...
Happy Halloween...
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy Halloween...
Spot the cool gay brother at the family reunion...
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Spot the cool gay brother at the family reunion...
Farewell, Autumn Cruise....
October 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Farewell, Autumn Cruise....
This inauspicious entrance looks like every cartoon kidnap plot ever...
Walk in and the front door collapses and you're in the back of a van.
Walk in and the front door collapses and you're in the back of a van.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This inauspicious entrance looks like every cartoon kidnap plot ever...
Walk in and the front door collapses and you're in the back of a van.
Walk in and the front door collapses and you're in the back of a van.
It's ostentatious cocktail hour...
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's ostentatious cocktail hour...
We have actual sunshine!
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
We have actual sunshine!
Bon Voyage, Bitches...
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bon Voyage, Bitches...
Hear me out...
Taken, but Famke Janssen as Jean descends from the night sky above Paris to find her daughter.
Taken, but Famke Janssen as Jean descends from the night sky above Paris to find her daughter.
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hear me out...
Taken, but Famke Janssen as Jean descends from the night sky above Paris to find her daughter.
Taken, but Famke Janssen as Jean descends from the night sky above Paris to find her daughter.
Got this beautiful boy for my birthday too, didn't I...
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Got this beautiful boy for my birthday too, didn't I...
I'm going to be morbidly obese and I don't even care...
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm going to be morbidly obese and I don't even care...
He. Is. Perfect.
And he has 2 heads!
And he has 2 heads!
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
He. Is. Perfect.
And he has 2 heads!
And he has 2 heads!
Birthday Cheese, Wine and impromptu speedo party... 🎁🍾🎉🧀
October 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Birthday Cheese, Wine and impromptu speedo party... 🎁🍾🎉🧀
Perfect. Awake since 4am.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Perfect. Awake since 4am.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
I always randomly estimate I finished my MA about 5 years ago...
Turns out it was THIRTEEN YEARS AGO today.
🙃🙃🙃
Turns out it was THIRTEEN YEARS AGO today.
🙃🙃🙃
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I always randomly estimate I finished my MA about 5 years ago...
Turns out it was THIRTEEN YEARS AGO today.
🙃🙃🙃
Turns out it was THIRTEEN YEARS AGO today.
🙃🙃🙃
I've never seen Grease.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've never seen Grease.
We're having breakfast cocktails...
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
We're having breakfast cocktails...
I deserve this...
October 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I deserve this...
Ooh? A present?
But I never get presents at work!
In the post? That's exciting.
Ooh... A ribbon! I wonder what...
Oh. Another book about Child Abuse.
Perfect.
But I never get presents at work!
In the post? That's exciting.
Ooh... A ribbon! I wonder what...
Oh. Another book about Child Abuse.
Perfect.
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ooh? A present?
But I never get presents at work!
In the post? That's exciting.
Ooh... A ribbon! I wonder what...
Oh. Another book about Child Abuse.
Perfect.
But I never get presents at work!
In the post? That's exciting.
Ooh... A ribbon! I wonder what...
Oh. Another book about Child Abuse.
Perfect.
Not me playing K-Pop Demon Hunters in Friday assembly...
a girl with purple hair is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a girl with purple hair is giving a thumbs up sign
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October 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not me playing K-Pop Demon Hunters in Friday assembly...