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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · 9d

A corporate poem:

I truly have no idea
How to close out
My emails
Anymore
Is it “Best”
Or “Love”
Or “Peace”
Or Never
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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · 11d

I love to be delighted in the grocery store. Put this on a hot Toaster Strudel because you deserve luxury.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Sep 8

All day on repeat

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Sep 2

Please stop making actors cook to promote their upcoming films thank you and I hope you are well

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Sep 1

Sweet corn and shishito at Artie’s in Maplewood, NJ

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Aug 19

I miss the Casper mattress-era of podcasting

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Aug 7

Maybe. But those butter boards…

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Aug 7

Looking back, our downfall as a society strongly correlates to the rise of butter boards.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Aug 4

Ty!

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Aug 4

@benjaminahr.mobi @cutfortime.bsky.social guys can we get more dong in the next newsletter thx

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 31

We’re back bb

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 31

I made a Negroni but substituted rye for gin and I hope you are well.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 7

None, just double.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 7

Print and frame.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 7

Paris can absolutely give you a double Negroni if you ask nicely.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 6

I’m proud of me, too.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jul 6

It’s important to know that I sat in a whiskey barrel filled with hot water and seaweed on the Irish coast in the middle of a storm.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jun 22

THANK YOU

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Jun 22

Sorry but The Bear is just the Fast and Furious franchise with plates and sauces I hope you are well

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · May 23

Lirza

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Apr 22

Gonna get so fucked up tonight

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Apr 21

Listen, if I’m going to k*ll the man who shot my father, I am absolutely going to use the chipper club for the wicked angle but then I’m switching to the putter when I get close to the hole. #lastofus

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Apr 17

I just might say that.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Apr 17

Prepped a salad for dinner last night and made enough for lunch today. Last night, I used a lemon and tahini dressing. Today, I used southwestern ranch. What I’m saying is I am wild and fun and love to have a good time.

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Drive In, Get a Coke @christhornton.bsky.social · Apr 16

Currently taking an epsom salt bath while drinking a negroni and I hope you are well

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