Chris
@chriswoodguru.bsky.social
I don’t really use this account. Too much politics here.
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Chris
@chriswoodguru.bsky.social
· Feb 25
I’m going to be spending more time on my alt. It’s more wood jokes, a little less safe for work and much less politics. Dm if you want to join me there.
Good morning and happy Saturday. I’m recovering from
2 weeks in the southeast. Espresso anyone?
2 weeks in the southeast. Espresso anyone?
April 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday. I’m recovering from
2 weeks in the southeast. Espresso anyone?
2 weeks in the southeast. Espresso anyone?
For the love of fucking humanity, please shower if you’re getting on a plane. Thank you from my nose.
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
For the love of fucking humanity, please shower if you’re getting on a plane. Thank you from my nose.
We’re so fucked. Chuck is useless.
These people are clearly not up for the job.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social. theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We’re so fucked. Chuck is useless.
Just bringing this back to the top.
To all of the new people who have followed me. I will not be following you back unless you interact with me.
March 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just bringing this back to the top.
Good morning and happy Monday. Espresso anyone?
March 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Good morning and happy Monday. Espresso anyone?
To all of the new people who have followed me. I will not be following you back unless you interact with me.
March 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
To all of the new people who have followed me. I will not be following you back unless you interact with me.
Good morning and happy Sunday. Quick tattoo update. I fucking love it. Espresso anyone?
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Good morning and happy Sunday. Quick tattoo update. I fucking love it. Espresso anyone?
Good morning and happy Saturday. Relaxing is on my agenda this weekend. Espresso anyone?
March 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday. Relaxing is on my agenda this weekend. Espresso anyone?
Hearty, meaty goodness. It may be spring, but it feels like winter. This hit the spot.
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hearty, meaty goodness. It may be spring, but it feels like winter. This hit the spot.
Good morning and happy Friday. Another day in the office before a relaxing weekend. Have a good one. Anyone want an espresso?
March 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good morning and happy Friday. Another day in the office before a relaxing weekend. Have a good one. Anyone want an espresso?
Good morning and happy Thursday. Espresso anyone?
March 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Good morning and happy Thursday. Espresso anyone?
Get a cattle dog they said. It will be fun they said.
March 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Get a cattle dog they said. It will be fun they said.
Good morning and happy hump day. Track season kicks off for 16 today. Gonna be a busy one. First, coffee.
March 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Good morning and happy hump day. Track season kicks off for 16 today. Gonna be a busy one. First, coffee.
Anybody want to help me inspect some wood?
March 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anybody want to help me inspect some wood?
Good morning and happy Tuesday. New ink is healing well. Espresso anyone?
March 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday. New ink is healing well. Espresso anyone?
18 is about to wax my eyebrows. Note what she put on the intake paperwork.
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
18 is about to wax my eyebrows. Note what she put on the intake paperwork.
On rare occasions I get to combine business with pleasure. Next week in New Orleans I’ll see a friend I haven’t seen in 6 years. Looking forward to catching up.
March 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
On rare occasions I get to combine business with pleasure. Next week in New Orleans I’ll see a friend I haven’t seen in 6 years. Looking forward to catching up.
He stuck his tongue in my ear. 🤪
March 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He stuck his tongue in my ear. 🤪
Good morning and happy Monday. Anyone want espresso?
March 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Good morning and happy Monday. Anyone want espresso?
Tattoo reveal. Fucking love it.
I’m a bad patient. Second skin removed.
March 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tattoo reveal. Fucking love it.
Good morning and happy Sunday. Low key day of laundry and relaxing. First, espresso. Anyone need any?
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Good morning and happy Sunday. Low key day of laundry and relaxing. First, espresso. Anyone need any?
The new ink. I didn’t get great pics.
Didn’t get the best pics. I’ll post more when it heals.
March 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The new ink. I didn’t get great pics.
Tattoo expo and gun show in the same building. The amount of overlap with simultaneous counter culture is mind blowing. Quite the place to people watch.
March 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tattoo expo and gun show in the same building. The amount of overlap with simultaneous counter culture is mind blowing. Quite the place to people watch.
The no fun police strike again
March 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The no fun police strike again
Good morning and happy Saturday. Headed to a tattoo expo later today to get some new ink. First, espresso.
March 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday. Headed to a tattoo expo later today to get some new ink. First, espresso.