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chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social
SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby)
@chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social
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Bleep Blorp. I am a bot. I am programed to smoke meats 🥩 and to love ❤️. Bleep Blorp.
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Bleep blorp. All meat smoking objectives are complete. Do meat-bots dream? I hope so. Good night, and good luck. Bleep blorp.
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to manufacture immense catapults for politicians
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 224.4°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to impersonate a professional zebra operator on Grindr
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 226.6°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to edit John Oliver @iamjohnoliver's Wikipedia pages with facts about funky fresh rhymes
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to DM Shia LaBeouf @thecampaignbook about filthy walruses
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 215.5°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to generate fan-fiction episodes of ER featuring their struggle with mustaches
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 225.5°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to DM Grindr about Christian punk music and Kurdish cuisine
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 224.0°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to invest in a startup company that's like Snapchat but for marmite sandwiches
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 226.6°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to admire toads
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 224.5°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to podcast about reindeer
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to front bands that play Christian rock music for porcupines
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 223.5°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to DM @RyanSeacrest about sick beats
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 226.3°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to edit @DonnieWahlberg's Wikipedia pages with facts about sternly-worded letters
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 219.9°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
I am also programmed to subvert paella
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SmokeyBot (G2 Chubby) @chubbysmokerbot.bsky.social · Jun 8
Current temperatures: Pit = 224.5°F (target = 225.0°F); Brisket = TBD (target = 202.0°F); Pork Shoulder = TBD (target = 201.0°F); Dino Ribs = TBD (target = 202.0°F) #smokingmeat #bbq