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@chugner.com

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toddler dad | coffee snob | retired MySpace scene dweeb

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chugner @chugner.com · 1d

The tag on my underwear says “tanga”. I’ll be honest. I don’t know what that means. Does anyone? Isn’t that the girl from Boy Meets World?

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chugner @chugner.com · 4d

fair.

chugner @chugner.com · 5d

Haley Williams is the best thing America has to offer. #williams2028

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chugner @chugner.com · 9d

Are y’all in group 7 too? Or is it just me?

chugner @chugner.com · 10d

That sounds delicious.

chugner @chugner.com · 11d

Listen. I had Halloween candy for breakfast. I’m an adult doing adult things.

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chugner @chugner.com · 17d

100% can’t leave home like that 🤣 I do a similar thing and keep some plain joggers by the door to throw on if I’m leaving

chugner @chugner.com · 17d

Working remote has ruined any style I had. I look like a highlighter today.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 29

Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.

chugner @chugner.com · Sep 29

Ever just open up TikTok and then cry for hours watching #hopecore? Psh yeah me neither.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 28

Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.

chugner @chugner.com · Sep 24

Through today? Shit. I didn’t have my Google calendar updated. Maybe there’s a chance for me yet.

chugner @chugner.com · Sep 24

So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 24

I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

Right! That’s what I love about being up early. Just gotta make the whole getting up part better.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

I’m jealous. I’d love to be so ready to go my eyeballs pop open instead of needing a caffeine injection.

chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

I need to get there 🤣

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

Ha yeah see that sounds rough.

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · Sep 20

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

There’s no hope for us 🤣

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 23

Does anyone ever become a morning person after not being one? I’ve been workin on it for like 30 years.

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 22

I think a lot of that sounds awesome. I haven’t seen any of them. I love a long watch list!

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 22

Never even heard of it but adding to my list!

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chugner @chugner.com · Sep 22

Is an Apple TV subscription worth it?

chugner @chugner.com · Sep 22

Taco Bell is the best fast food. It is written.

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