chugner
@chugner.com
toddler dad | coffee snob | retired MySpace scene dweeb
I got a hoodie with these side slit things. Did I get the wrong size or do they just do this? ANNOYING
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got a hoodie with these side slit things. Did I get the wrong size or do they just do this? ANNOYING
I can’t wait to miss the new avatar movie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I can’t wait to miss the new avatar movie.
I microwaved eggs in a coffee cup today.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I microwaved eggs in a coffee cup today.
It’s 29° today. Time to bust out the bathing suit and enjoy the balmy weather.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It’s 29° today. Time to bust out the bathing suit and enjoy the balmy weather.
My toddler really enjoys rubbing his hair on the couch to mess it all up immediately after I comb it. Cool cool cool cool.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My toddler really enjoys rubbing his hair on the couch to mess it all up immediately after I comb it. Cool cool cool cool.
I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?
Turkey is the most boring of meats.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Turkey is the most boring of meats.
How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣
What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.
I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?
Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?
I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.
People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?
I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.
Haley Williams is the best thing America has to offer. #williams2028
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Haley Williams is the best thing America has to offer. #williams2028
Are y’all in group 7 too? Or is it just me?
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Are y’all in group 7 too? Or is it just me?
Listen. I had Halloween candy for breakfast. I’m an adult doing adult things.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Listen. I had Halloween candy for breakfast. I’m an adult doing adult things.
Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.
September 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.
Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.
September 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.
So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?
September 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?
I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.