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Chunch Bunkley
@chunch.bsky.social
· Jun 21
The opposite of Hooting and Hollering is Tooting and Wallowing.
He should take some extra aspirin today as a reward. Take a whole bottle, hes earned it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
He should take some extra aspirin today as a reward. Take a whole bottle, hes earned it.
At this point we should be the only country WITHOUT nukes.
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
At this point we should be the only country WITHOUT nukes.
Any word on if it was a good idea to let a game show host be president yet?
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Any word on if it was a good idea to let a game show host be president yet?
Let's all make a prediction for if IT happens this year. If it happens, someone is bound to get it right.
Mine is May 18th 2026. Lock it in.
Mine is May 18th 2026. Lock it in.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let's all make a prediction for if IT happens this year. If it happens, someone is bound to get it right.
Mine is May 18th 2026. Lock it in.
Mine is May 18th 2026. Lock it in.
Starting a rewatch of The Expanse for the new year and want it known that Steven Strait is one of the worst actors to ever do it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Starting a rewatch of The Expanse for the new year and want it known that Steven Strait is one of the worst actors to ever do it.
Cinematic universe where every Tiny Tim has to fight to the death until there is only one true Tiny Tim. The Tiniest Tim
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Cinematic universe where every Tiny Tim has to fight to the death until there is only one true Tiny Tim. The Tiniest Tim
Trumps battle ships are going to be just as real as the trump phone.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Trumps battle ships are going to be just as real as the trump phone.
We can take solace in the fact that billionaires will never understand that the average Americans gut reaction to "hey, you can't look at this" will always be "the fuck I cant!"
That fence and those snipers don't stop people trying to get into area 51.
That fence and those snipers don't stop people trying to get into area 51.
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We can take solace in the fact that billionaires will never understand that the average Americans gut reaction to "hey, you can't look at this" will always be "the fuck I cant!"
That fence and those snipers don't stop people trying to get into area 51.
That fence and those snipers don't stop people trying to get into area 51.
Truly I bet less people would have watched the 60 minutes segment if they had just let it air. How did she not think of that? Bari Weiss is real fucking dumb, huh?
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Truly I bet less people would have watched the 60 minutes segment if they had just let it air. How did she not think of that? Bari Weiss is real fucking dumb, huh?
Reposted by Chunch Bunkley
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Aha you fools! This was all part of Baris brilliant plan to bring young, fresh new eyes to 60 minutes! It wasn't a total debacle trying to appease a tyrannical government!
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Aha you fools! This was all part of Baris brilliant plan to bring young, fresh new eyes to 60 minutes! It wasn't a total debacle trying to appease a tyrannical government!
Everybody already forgot about this! Why dredge it back up?!
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everybody already forgot about this! Why dredge it back up?!
Trumps address reminds me of when he got out of the hospital for covid and he just stood out on the Whitehouse balcony to look tough but you could tell he was still feeling pretty bad.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Trumps address reminds me of when he got out of the hospital for covid and he just stood out on the Whitehouse balcony to look tough but you could tell he was still feeling pretty bad.
If anyone is looking for any last minute gifts, the passing of an addled game show host is always a sure thing.
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If anyone is looking for any last minute gifts, the passing of an addled game show host is always a sure thing.
Im usually not a "its a distraction" guy but whatever trumps address is is definitely just to get people to stop talking about his shitty Reiner post.
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Im usually not a "its a distraction" guy but whatever trumps address is is definitely just to get people to stop talking about his shitty Reiner post.
Remember how nuts trump was at the beginning of the year about stealing Greenland and Canada but now he can't even sit through a meeting without nodding off?
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Remember how nuts trump was at the beginning of the year about stealing Greenland and Canada but now he can't even sit through a meeting without nodding off?
Nobody knows which is the mortar and which is the pestle. It's lost to history.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nobody knows which is the mortar and which is the pestle. It's lost to history.
Alright, which one of you assholes is pretending to not like apple pie?
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Alright, which one of you assholes is pretending to not like apple pie?
No thank you, I will not be participating in todays trite discussion about a major film franchise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No thank you, I will not be participating in todays trite discussion about a major film franchise.
I am Enron for what it's worth.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am Enron for what it's worth.
Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Jokes on you google, I fucking hated the separate inboxes because I'm not a psychopath who keeps a million emails.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jokes on you google, I fucking hated the separate inboxes because I'm not a psychopath who keeps a million emails.
Alright I'm going to take a shower. I expect no less than 4 major breaking news stories when I get back.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Alright I'm going to take a shower. I expect no less than 4 major breaking news stories when I get back.
Remember all those times the press secretary had to clarify that Biden didnt actually want to kill congressional members? Normal president stuff.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember all those times the press secretary had to clarify that Biden didnt actually want to kill congressional members? Normal president stuff.
Im sure Zohran meeting trump will be insane for multiple racist reasons but its going to be nuts how old Zohran makes him look.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Im sure Zohran meeting trump will be insane for multiple racist reasons but its going to be nuts how old Zohran makes him look.