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Allegra/Legs/Leggy
@chunkopunk.bsky.social
ยท Mar 22
Using my first post to say how much I love My Chemical Romance
Estoy aprendiendo Espaรฑol, pero me grammatica es muy muy malo ๐ญ
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Estoy aprendiendo Espaรฑol, pero me grammatica es muy muy malo ๐ญ
me when one of my ESL kiddos uses an English curse word they don't understand & only learned from hearing their native-speaking classmates
a woman with curly hair is blowing a kiss and says shh dont say tht .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is blowing a kiss and says shh dont say tht .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
me when one of my ESL kiddos uses an English curse word they don't understand & only learned from hearing their native-speaking classmates
Sometimes I get drunk and donate to random (but important) causes on GoFundMe, and in the morning I'm like, "Okay that was nice, but bitch you have a mortgage now!" ๐ญ๐
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Sometimes I get drunk and donate to random (but important) causes on GoFundMe, and in the morning I'm like, "Okay that was nice, but bitch you have a mortgage now!" ๐ญ๐
Someone born 9 days after me remains 23 years old, yet I am 28. Make it make sense...? ๐ฅบ
#grief #suicideawareness
#grief #suicideawareness
a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations including u1
ALT: a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations including u1
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Someone born 9 days after me remains 23 years old, yet I am 28. Make it make sense...? ๐ฅบ
#grief #suicideawareness
#grief #suicideawareness
Thinking about the time when my aunt&uncle had custody of me, decided they needed a break, and took my cousins on a trip to Omaha
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Thinking about the time when my aunt&uncle had custody of me, decided they needed a break, and took my cousins on a trip to Omaha
I can overlook curse words but NEVER slurs
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I can overlook curse words but NEVER slurs
Me: "Our next word is pin. P-I-N. Now, this isn't the kind you write with, it's--"
Student: "Like this?" *imitates hitting a vape*
Student: "Like this?" *imitates hitting a vape*
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me: "Our next word is pin. P-I-N. Now, this isn't the kind you write with, it's--"
Student: "Like this?" *imitates hitting a vape*
Student: "Like this?" *imitates hitting a vape*
Grandpa told me he'd haunt me, but I never expected it to be via orange juice
September 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Grandpa told me he'd haunt me, but I never expected it to be via orange juice
Vacation calories don't count
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Vacation calories don't count
I wouldn't mind living in Boston
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I wouldn't mind living in Boston
I'm in Boston for the MCR show. This city is beautiful & everyone is sooo nice
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm in Boston for the MCR show. This city is beautiful & everyone is sooo nice
iconic Ozzy quote from The Osbournes. Rip
July 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
iconic Ozzy quote from The Osbournes. Rip
I miss my grandpa so much
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I miss my grandpa so much
I don't believe in any of those things. I'm honestly not sure if I even believe in hell. It's my belief that my loving God would never
June 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don't believe in any of those things. I'm honestly not sure if I even believe in hell. It's my belief that my loving God would never
(for now at least, shout out to the United States) /s
June 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
(for now at least, shout out to the United States) /s
*replies to months-old posts because I can*
June 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
*replies to months-old posts because I can*
As a Christian, I feel so left out because my views align with Quakers and Universalists, but I still have trinitarian views :/ it's so weird. I wish I could open my own church. One full of love and acceptance
June 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
As a Christian, I feel so left out because my views align with Quakers and Universalists, but I still have trinitarian views :/ it's so weird. I wish I could open my own church. One full of love and acceptance
that's how I feel with my mom. I'll never have the mom I grew up with again. The drugs scrambled her brain too hard.. :/
June 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
that's how I feel with my mom. I'll never have the mom I grew up with again. The drugs scrambled her brain too hard.. :/
"same thing, it's a blonde girl"
DAD I am a blonde girl too ๐ญ๐
DAD I am a blonde girl too ๐ญ๐
June 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"same thing, it's a blonde girl"
DAD I am a blonde girl too ๐ญ๐
DAD I am a blonde girl too ๐ญ๐
one time my dad got me a Hannah Montana shirt because he thought she was Hilary Duff and I was devastated lmao
June 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
one time my dad got me a Hannah Montana shirt because he thought she was Hilary Duff and I was devastated lmao
My heart is still so sore. It doesn't matter how many times you've gone through loss--it never gets easier
June 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My heart is still so sore. It doesn't matter how many times you've gone through loss--it never gets easier
"I'm a human, not a sandwich" -LMFAO
June 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"I'm a human, not a sandwich" -LMFAO