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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 10h

My sock has a hole
Darn these socks

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 12h

how many fucking idiots are gonna buy a long duration CD?

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 12h

it's always these guys with the 2 first names, "patrick james"

Joel: (after the Mads tell him the movie is a Sandy Frank film) "Well, you know what I say: Never trust a man with two first names, especially if the first one's a woman's."

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flying saucer @bkv63.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve been known to add into meetings the expression “If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark a guarantee on it…” to convey my commitment to delivering a quality product that actually matches the marketing.

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 12h

how do you know?
from spanking your monkey?

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h

A trio of self-described “satanists” dressed in black costumes with goth makeup walked up and down the line of attenders carrying a goblet of red liquid with a small plastic replica of a bone. “Will you bring our dark lord Peter Thiel this baby’s blood?” they asked.

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ILLUMINATI GANGA @illuminati-ganga.bsky.social · 16h

Kristi Noem having post coital smoke, as presented in SNL alien abduction skit.

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Cubicular Daydream Hipponaut @poetaster.bsky.social · 20h

🎵Break! Break! Break! Senora! Break your own jawline!

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h

why does sammy jackson have to be in every story?

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h

you should eat prisoners. they too are kept trapped in cages and fed no solid foods. and you'd be helping thin the herd so there will be more room in the jail for new convicts. yum yum gimme some

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h

One slap won’t work unless you get it so hot that it cooks while it’s cooling.

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h

The Exorcist, 1973

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

an hour later

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

Oh honey, your stinger - it hurts

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

How can I get this kind of loving attention?

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

Why are you not writing about Waller's comments about labor?

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

Lol how would you know anything about the billionaire class?

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

Well why are you poor?
Why are you not Bezos?

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

Gosh is that a large difference?

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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

how did their baby taste?

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d

he's Guy Fawkes

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 2d

EVERY major government in the world (the US, China, Japan, and Europe) is now PRO-fiscal spending.

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 2d

The Columbia Space Shuttle Disaster

⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 2d

88 airport gates in 3
concourses
17 miles of track and 5 miles of
conveyor belts
3,100 standard carts + 450
oversized carts
14 million feet of wiring
Network of more than 100 PC’s
to control flow of carts
5,000 electric motors
2,700 photo cells
400 radio receivers