Ewan-Bert no more
@chuntycops.bsky.social
A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.
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Ewan-Bert no more
@chuntycops.bsky.social
· Oct 29
No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
He sounds like the perfect Reform candidate: a liar. A fake. A phoney.
🚨David McLennan is Reform UK's first elected councillor in Scotland. He won a by-election in Whitburn last week.
He claims to be a retired police officer, but David actually left the force after being charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice, we reveal tonight.
He claims to be a retired police officer, but David actually left the force after being charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice, we reveal tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He sounds like the perfect Reform candidate: a liar. A fake. A phoney.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Labour came in promising to cut energy bills by £300. Now they’re almost £200 higher, and they trumpet a change that won’t even cover the increase since they took office.
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Labour came in promising to cut energy bills by £300. Now they’re almost £200 higher, and they trumpet a change that won’t even cover the increase since they took office.
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
Is this really it??
Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴
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£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year
The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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A massive THANK YOU to @ianvisits.co.uk for featuring us in his excellent blog. There are lots of great gift ideas too, for Londonphiles and beyond. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/14-...
14 gift ideas for Londonphilles this Christmas
What do you buy for the Londoner who probably has everything there is to do with London already? Here's a selection of what you might want to buy for them.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A massive THANK YOU to @ianvisits.co.uk for featuring us in his excellent blog. There are lots of great gift ideas too, for Londonphiles and beyond. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/14-...
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What an absolute cunt
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
What an absolute cunt
Who cares what these freeloaders think. The UK is on the bones of its arse and this is the news?
Fuck the fuck right off. A family of liars adulterers and alleged pedophiles?
FFS!
#abolishthemonarchy
news.sky.com/story/prince...
Fuck the fuck right off. A family of liars adulterers and alleged pedophiles?
FFS!
#abolishthemonarchy
news.sky.com/story/prince...
Princess of Wales says her children were 'very sad' to miss Paddington at Royal Variety Performance
William and Kate made their first appearance at the event - headlined by the cast of Paddington The Musical - since the princess's recovery from cancer.
news.sky.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Who cares what these freeloaders think. The UK is on the bones of its arse and this is the news?
Fuck the fuck right off. A family of liars adulterers and alleged pedophiles?
FFS!
#abolishthemonarchy
news.sky.com/story/prince...
Fuck the fuck right off. A family of liars adulterers and alleged pedophiles?
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#abolishthemonarchy
news.sky.com/story/prince...
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LATEST: The head of Labour’s flagship public energy company GB Energy has failed to back the party’s election pledge to cut bills by £300
GB Energy boss fails to back Labour's £300 bill cut pledge
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November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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It's real, and it's mind-blowing.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's real, and it's mind-blowing.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
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