Ewan-Bert no more
@chuntycops.bsky.social
A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.
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@chuntycops.bsky.social
· Oct 29
No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...
Needs more work
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You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!
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Donald Tusk says that Poland is now investigating connections between Epstein and the Russian Secret Service
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Donald Tusk says that Poland is now investigating connections between Epstein and the Russian Secret Service
Id have to lose.more than half my body weight and then there'd be the problem of excess skin. Could she make you a luggage set, matching hand bag and purse?
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Id have to lose.more than half my body weight and then there'd be the problem of excess skin. Could she make you a luggage set, matching hand bag and purse?
Was it bitch tits?
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Was it bitch tits?
Love that. I'd wear it. Mind it might and extra blanket for the back 🙈
February 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Love that. I'd wear it. Mind it might and extra blanket for the back 🙈
No(!)
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies aged 71
The Emmy-winning actress died at her home in Los Angeles on Friday after a brief illness, her agent said.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
No(!)
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
R.I.P. Catherine 💔
BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
All Of Is Strangers.
The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film
Two times bygamist an all. Lived in a world of her own.
£6.99 on Kindle
£6.99 on Kindle
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Two times bygamist an all. Lived in a world of her own.
£6.99 on Kindle
£6.99 on Kindle
Thank Gawd. I was worried.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.
January 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Thank Gawd. I was worried.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.
I've blocked a fair few. I try not to be political on here, so am mostly left alone. Here, I never thought I'd see the day, youd have a fanny for a profile photo
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I've blocked a fair few. I try not to be political on here, so am mostly left alone. Here, I never thought I'd see the day, youd have a fanny for a profile photo
Ears and ankles? I hope not 🤭
No. I know what you mean. The nicer folks came here first, but were followed by the nasties and the trolls
No. I know what you mean. The nicer folks came here first, but were followed by the nasties and the trolls
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Ears and ankles? I hope not 🤭
No. I know what you mean. The nicer folks came here first, but were followed by the nasties and the trolls
No. I know what you mean. The nicer folks came here first, but were followed by the nasties and the trolls
Yikes. I have ankylosing Spondylitis and have had one surgery for a herniated disc. It was hellish. Its got worse with age. I'll not jave me ankles behind me ears again, that's for sure. I was off here for a while. A friend was destroyed by a group of people. It was awful to watch
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Yikes. I have ankylosing Spondylitis and have had one surgery for a herniated disc. It was hellish. Its got worse with age. I'll not jave me ankles behind me ears again, that's for sure. I was off here for a while. A friend was destroyed by a group of people. It was awful to watch
Ouch. Sounds like a big op.
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ouch. Sounds like a big op.
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- I offered to help when the lights went out on the Riverdance set but the lead dancer said he would fix it
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
- I offered to help when the lights went out on the Riverdance set but the lead dancer said he would fix it
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no
#LunchPun
How's it going, lad?
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
How's it going, lad?
It's just because yer a big Mary
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It's just because yer a big Mary
About time. Money needs to be raised to clean up after the dirty bastards that plague the loch
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 AM
About time. Money needs to be raised to clean up after the dirty bastards that plague the loch
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Judge-only trials in England & Wales won't wipe out crown court backlog of 79,600.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Judge-only trials in England and Wales will not wipe out crown court backlog, report says
IFG says proposed plans, which will slash the number of jury trials, will produce ‘marginal gains’ of less than 2% time saved
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Judge-only trials in England & Wales won't wipe out crown court backlog of 79,600.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
Less than 2% time saved.
Loss of jury trials unacceptable to many. Delays in hearing unacceptable
Problems created by years of austerity, low investment.
Need more judges, courts must sit 7 days a week.
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Almost a third of children who started reception last year were not able to use books correctly, sometimes even trying to swipe or tap them like a smartphone, a survey has found
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting school - and try to swipe them like phones
Staff also report around 28% of children started school unable to eat and drink independently, and 25% had difficulty with basic life skills.
news.sky.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Almost a third of children who started reception last year were not able to use books correctly, sometimes even trying to swipe or tap them like a smartphone, a survey has found
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
news.sky.com/story/nearly...
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“This isn’t North Korea we’re talking about - this is state sponsored torture in THIS country - happening right now”
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
‘STATE SPONSORED TORTURE’ - the UK’s shocking IPP Scandal
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
“This isn’t North Korea we’re talking about - this is state sponsored torture in THIS country - happening right now”
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
Everyone needs to watch this jaw dropping film
youtu.be/yo27emO72g8?...
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🚨WOW! Now closing on 88,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed.
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 22, 2026 at 8:28 AM
🚨WOW! Now closing on 88,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed.
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s keep going!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Okies. Sleep well ☺️
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Okies. Sleep well ☺️
Hing on. You said "braw" 🤔
January 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Hing on. You said "braw" 🤔