newport jane
@cigarettefanclub.bsky.social
I am 3 women in a trench coat pretending to be one bigger woman. you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette?
I want to move to a sexier city, somewhere like I dunno Milton Keynes
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I want to move to a sexier city, somewhere like I dunno Milton Keynes
missed an obvious tactic in a chess puzzle and tbh it got me thinking about how maybe I missed my chance with u xox
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
missed an obvious tactic in a chess puzzle and tbh it got me thinking about how maybe I missed my chance with u xox
we need to destroy ticketmaster i am not even kidding
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
we need to destroy ticketmaster i am not even kidding
go ahead put that shit on cinderblocks try me lil man
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
go ahead put that shit on cinderblocks try me lil man
they should make me a knight, i could slay that dragon
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
they should make me a knight, i could slay that dragon
working on my lord of the rings debunked video essay. none of that shit happened.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
working on my lord of the rings debunked video essay. none of that shit happened.
newport jane would not!! take part in eurovision!!!
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
newport jane would not!! take part in eurovision!!!
for sale: cuck chair, never used
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
for sale: cuck chair, never used
u really don't need to share ur spotify wrapped we already know u got no taste
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
u really don't need to share ur spotify wrapped we already know u got no taste
don't even think about what I'm typing on this account I just start smashing the keys and let the archangels take over
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
don't even think about what I'm typing on this account I just start smashing the keys and let the archangels take over
saying "fill her up" to the gas station clerk is such a cuck move UR WIFE WANTS U TO DO IT MAN
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
saying "fill her up" to the gas station clerk is such a cuck move UR WIFE WANTS U TO DO IT MAN
typing out the Bible this morning but let's just say I'm making a few changes 🫦
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
typing out the Bible this morning but let's just say I'm making a few changes 🫦
does anybody have the email for every woman on earth plz x
i'm going to email every woman on earth and tell them they are beautiful x
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
does anybody have the email for every woman on earth plz x
help me girls are cute and it's scary x
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
help me girls are cute and it's scary x
smokemaxxxing rn. I got a Marlboro lit up, got some fresh wood on the fire, and I got a grilled cheese being burned to a crisp in the oven
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
smokemaxxxing rn. I got a Marlboro lit up, got some fresh wood on the fire, and I got a grilled cheese being burned to a crisp in the oven
I installed co-star and just started adding random people and sending em messages like "DON'T EAT THOSE PICKLES"
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I installed co-star and just started adding random people and sending em messages like "DON'T EAT THOSE PICKLES"
my ass so big I can't even hear people telling me to move this thing
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my ass so big I can't even hear people telling me to move this thing
touching grass is not enough I need to smoke it
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
touching grass is not enough I need to smoke it
hey apple i got a new slogan for u, u ready??
smoke different.
smoke different.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
hey apple i got a new slogan for u, u ready??
smoke different.
smoke different.
we need our smoke tough movement to reach its apex
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
we need our smoke tough movement to reach its apex
hey babygirl put ur ass on da phone ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
hey babygirl put ur ass on da phone ❤️
tbh during the gold rush I was just chilling goin' at a normal pace
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
tbh during the gold rush I was just chilling goin' at a normal pace
is asbestos vegan? asking for a friend
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
is asbestos vegan? asking for a friend
stop thinkin ur too cool to put song lyrics in ur msn status its hot
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
stop thinkin ur too cool to put song lyrics in ur msn status its hot
tonite we let the pink elephant do the talkin
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
tonite we let the pink elephant do the talkin