lemon ♡
@citrusandsex.bsky.social
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Appalachian lass in Scotland. she/her. [nsfw] 30s. loves love. Spicy submissive storyteller with a penchant for short stories and tall socks.
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hi ♡

I’m lemon, tall sock & short story enthusiast.

- writer, reader and shamelessly passionate
- sex positive
- Curvy, 30s (will only follow back if you have your age listed clearly)
- Kinky, eloquent and incessantly curious
- not looking for sex or romance, always delighted to make friends. 🍋 💋
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Happy happy birthday!! ♡
citrusandsex.bsky.social
It was a lovely, relaxing day, thank you so much!
citrusandsex.bsky.social
It’s my birthday but I’m the gift.

37.
Selfie, in monochrome portrait mode, of my stomach and soft underside of my breasts. I am lying on my bed and the ends of my long wavy hair can be see just above the black high waisted lace panties that are the only thing  wearing.
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Show him some love.
jarlva.bsky.social
I would love to hit 1.5k followers this month soooo here's me and a little snapshot of my audio content in the thread below. Would really appreciate a share and a follow 🥹
Himbo Jarl in a stringer vest flexing his muscle so that hopefully people like him Himbo Jarl showing off his long ass legs and short ass body with slooty hoochy daddy shorts and converse that he wore a hole in from weightlifting. Himbo Jarls slutty bimbo tiddies. Himbo jarl wearing a shirt (for once)
citrusandsex.bsky.social
I’m now also very unwell.

Covid, for the first time since 2022. But I went back and looked and noted vastly increased horniness for that one too.

Fascinating.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
What if I just wanna email you to tell you you’re great and I wanna write a guest blog again sometimes cause it’s a gift to be associated with you?
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Maybe I need a slutty nurse outfit.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
My husband is really unwell, and I’m unbelievably horny which is inconvenient because whilst fucking myself is fun, sometimes I just really want to be railed.

I can wait but THANKS I HATE IT.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Vulnerability but it’s your hand holding me still while you take what you want and I beg you for more.
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Miss you, Will. Hope you’re thriving.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Sometimes I think about how “lemon” came to be: I wrote the equivalent of slutty fanfic for a VA I loved, and we connected over it. Had a digital fling and when he fucked off into the sunset I decided I liked writing slutty stories more than I liked him so I kept it up.

Any way. That’s lemon lore.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
The EIHL here in the UK is where I primarily follow and attend games. We’re a lower level league but our preason has started and the official season games start next week.

I follow the Kraken in the NHL, though!
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I mean, multiple. Field (spouse plays) and ice (I watch).
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I seem to have a Pavlovian response to seeing “Glasgow” and wanting a doughnut. Idk but, if you pass a tantrum doughnuts, 10/10 recommend.
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Don’t worry I somehow disregarded it entirely and STILL ASKED WHST KIND OF TORTILLA.

We both get a pass 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Oooo hell yeah I love a carbonara.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
That sounds delish. Corn tortillas or flour?
citrusandsex.bsky.social
Yesss how do you like your wings?

(Also thank you I went rogue, and I liked jt too!)
citrusandsex.bsky.social
I made chicken, spinach and sun-dried tomato lasagne with feta and mozzarella.
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What's for dinner, my dirty little clouds?
citrusandsex.bsky.social
You don't need to, but it's also valid if you WANT to and choose to do that (as long as are able).
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It's only just edging into tolerable sock weather this evening, but it was still 20 degrees here today.
citrusandsex.bsky.social
So happy it's hockey season. Now I just need it to also be thigh high season.

Maaaybe next week.