Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴
@citynightcap.bsky.social
Dead fake 17th C famous dramatist that you never hearda. The real me reads. No TV. No Uber. I delete. I make you think-you wont like it. Had 24000 followers on the bird site. Now Im here.
I VOTE D
Dead and buried in Deptford, or I was. Nobody knows.
I VOTE D
Dead and buried in Deptford, or I was. Nobody knows.
Pinned
Oh they are so gonna gut birthright citizenship.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh they are so gonna gut birthright citizenship.
Allayall cheered the creation of 30 separate armed federal police forces including ICE.
What did you idiots think was gonna happen? That you’d be safe?
You all deserve what’s comin. And oh boy will it ever be worse than you ever seen on the TeeVee.
What did you idiots think was gonna happen? That you’d be safe?
You all deserve what’s comin. And oh boy will it ever be worse than you ever seen on the TeeVee.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Allayall cheered the creation of 30 separate armed federal police forces including ICE.
What did you idiots think was gonna happen? That you’d be safe?
You all deserve what’s comin. And oh boy will it ever be worse than you ever seen on the TeeVee.
What did you idiots think was gonna happen? That you’d be safe?
You all deserve what’s comin. And oh boy will it ever be worse than you ever seen on the TeeVee.
So lemme get this straight. It’s ok for ICE to pepper spray a member of Congress in AZ-by ok I mean NO ARRESTS-just like it’s OK for ICE to have arrested members of Congress in NJ-because no arrests. Because they’re. People of Color??
Do I have that about right?
Do I have that about right?
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So lemme get this straight. It’s ok for ICE to pepper spray a member of Congress in AZ-by ok I mean NO ARRESTS-just like it’s OK for ICE to have arrested members of Congress in NJ-because no arrests. Because they’re. People of Color??
Do I have that about right?
Do I have that about right?
Some of you might recall that I’m a farmer. Wheat. Oats. Barley. I myself refused to do a late season application of roundup to my crop as a cheap way to increase my yield but the practice is so widespread if you consume flour made from US wheat you’re eatin a buncha roundup anyhow.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Some of you might recall that I’m a farmer. Wheat. Oats. Barley. I myself refused to do a late season application of roundup to my crop as a cheap way to increase my yield but the practice is so widespread if you consume flour made from US wheat you’re eatin a buncha roundup anyhow.
We should just go to one time zone for the whole country like China.
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We should just go to one time zone for the whole country like China.
Was your life peak amazing and wonderful on November 12?
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Was your life peak amazing and wonderful on November 12?
Our D team had decisive control over both houses of Congress as well as national support and a smart energetic president but in the end all we got was bank bailouts, 6 million families evicted, less-good Romney Care, the end of occupy and color revolutions making the world safe for Blackstone.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Our D team had decisive control over both houses of Congress as well as national support and a smart energetic president but in the end all we got was bank bailouts, 6 million families evicted, less-good Romney Care, the end of occupy and color revolutions making the world safe for Blackstone.
Monthly social security payment should be $5000 to everyone over 50.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Monthly social security payment should be $5000 to everyone over 50.
FIFA Peace Prize yeah and yet you don’t even get how you and your choices made it possible you people I swear.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
FIFA Peace Prize yeah and yet you don’t even get how you and your choices made it possible you people I swear.
All hospitals, drug companies, telecom companies, utilities and banks should be owned by the federal government and heck they prolly would be except that allayall are so unbelievably greedy stupid and shortsighted.
Huh.
Huh.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
All hospitals, drug companies, telecom companies, utilities and banks should be owned by the federal government and heck they prolly would be except that allayall are so unbelievably greedy stupid and shortsighted.
Huh.
Huh.
Totally ok with Bobby’s stooges dropping Hep B vaccine requirements for newborns. Too many stupid people already.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Totally ok with Bobby’s stooges dropping Hep B vaccine requirements for newborns. Too many stupid people already.
So of course the fake blond blood lady fraudster crook and the fat Jewish crypto guy fraudster crook both have active Twitter accounts right now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So of course the fake blond blood lady fraudster crook and the fat Jewish crypto guy fraudster crook both have active Twitter accounts right now.
Keep tellin yerselfs
-its justa bad cold
-all whats bad is orange guy
-government is wasteful
-P*tin is H*tler
-strong military good
-crime is up -Venezuela is a failed socialist state
-China is dangerous
-Iran is repressive
-Jews and Israel are different
-Israel is an ally.
The rich love that.
-its justa bad cold
-all whats bad is orange guy
-government is wasteful
-P*tin is H*tler
-strong military good
-crime is up -Venezuela is a failed socialist state
-China is dangerous
-Iran is repressive
-Jews and Israel are different
-Israel is an ally.
The rich love that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Keep tellin yerselfs
-its justa bad cold
-all whats bad is orange guy
-government is wasteful
-P*tin is H*tler
-strong military good
-crime is up -Venezuela is a failed socialist state
-China is dangerous
-Iran is repressive
-Jews and Israel are different
-Israel is an ally.
The rich love that.
-its justa bad cold
-all whats bad is orange guy
-government is wasteful
-P*tin is H*tler
-strong military good
-crime is up -Venezuela is a failed socialist state
-China is dangerous
-Iran is repressive
-Jews and Israel are different
-Israel is an ally.
The rich love that.
Where were all these now horrified D members of congress when President Obama was drone strikin defenseless women and kids.
Oh yeah. That polled well with you simpletons and you LOVED President Obama so elected Ds just let thousands of war crimes go by unremarked.
See how that worked out for you.
Oh yeah. That polled well with you simpletons and you LOVED President Obama so elected Ds just let thousands of war crimes go by unremarked.
See how that worked out for you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Where were all these now horrified D members of congress when President Obama was drone strikin defenseless women and kids.
Oh yeah. That polled well with you simpletons and you LOVED President Obama so elected Ds just let thousands of war crimes go by unremarked.
See how that worked out for you.
Oh yeah. That polled well with you simpletons and you LOVED President Obama so elected Ds just let thousands of war crimes go by unremarked.
See how that worked out for you.
Alla the regular fokes in Libya and Syria and Egypt and The Ukraine all know that they are all way worse off now, after the Obama administration sponsored “regime changes”.
I guess thats because they gots real life experiences and maybe don’t watch quite as much TeeVee as allayall.
Huh.
I guess thats because they gots real life experiences and maybe don’t watch quite as much TeeVee as allayall.
Huh.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Alla the regular fokes in Libya and Syria and Egypt and The Ukraine all know that they are all way worse off now, after the Obama administration sponsored “regime changes”.
I guess thats because they gots real life experiences and maybe don’t watch quite as much TeeVee as allayall.
Huh.
I guess thats because they gots real life experiences and maybe don’t watch quite as much TeeVee as allayall.
Huh.
Maybe ya shoulda demanded real lockdowns, real quarantines, real public health measures and real financial help from the federal government or golly at least stayed home and masked so that 300 million of you idiots wouldnacaught airborne AIDS over and over.
Now you’ll all die. Good job geniuses.
Now you’ll all die. Good job geniuses.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe ya shoulda demanded real lockdowns, real quarantines, real public health measures and real financial help from the federal government or golly at least stayed home and masked so that 300 million of you idiots wouldnacaught airborne AIDS over and over.
Now you’ll all die. Good job geniuses.
Now you’ll all die. Good job geniuses.
Reminder: President Obama ordered 563 drone strikes on weddings schools and homes killing over 3700 people oh and also personally ordered the illegal murders of at least four US citizens.
But he’s so good lookin and has a great smile amirite.
But he’s so good lookin and has a great smile amirite.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reminder: President Obama ordered 563 drone strikes on weddings schools and homes killing over 3700 people oh and also personally ordered the illegal murders of at least four US citizens.
But he’s so good lookin and has a great smile amirite.
But he’s so good lookin and has a great smile amirite.
Totally ok with antivaxxers. Only gonna accelerate the die-off.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Totally ok with antivaxxers. Only gonna accelerate the die-off.
Only reason it’s all such a mess now is that allayall glorify and embrace the seven deadly sins while you mock and abjure the seven capital virtues.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Only reason it’s all such a mess now is that allayall glorify and embrace the seven deadly sins while you mock and abjure the seven capital virtues.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
So yeah huh turns out not to have been a lawfully elected member of Congress after all. It was just anothet ridiculous idiot kook. Who basically was brainwashed by the lies on the TeeVee he says. Just like allayall.
You people I swear youd all drown in a light rain.
You people I swear youd all drown in a light rain.
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So yeah huh turns out not to have been a lawfully elected member of Congress after all. It was just anothet ridiculous idiot kook. Who basically was brainwashed by the lies on the TeeVee he says. Just like allayall.
You people I swear youd all drown in a light rain.
You people I swear youd all drown in a light rain.
Literally every award and ribbon on Mitch’s chest except the topmost insignia is a mete participation trophy.
No wonder he lied.
No wonder he lied.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Literally every award and ribbon on Mitch’s chest except the topmost insignia is a mete participation trophy.
No wonder he lied.
No wonder he lied.
Musical interlude. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZXx...
New Order - Age of Consent (2020 Remaster) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by New Order
m.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Musical interlude. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZXx...
Never heard nothin on the Spotify.
Huh.
Huh.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Never heard nothin on the Spotify.
Huh.
Huh.
Yeah ok Van Epps sworn in 36 hours after the race was “called”.
Worse. The election commission dint meet to certify the result so no official certificate of election arrived in DC.
No big. Van got sworn in by unanimous consent including all D members.
Maybe Adelita consented too.
Theater.
Worse. The election commission dint meet to certify the result so no official certificate of election arrived in DC.
No big. Van got sworn in by unanimous consent including all D members.
Maybe Adelita consented too.
Theater.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeah ok Van Epps sworn in 36 hours after the race was “called”.
Worse. The election commission dint meet to certify the result so no official certificate of election arrived in DC.
No big. Van got sworn in by unanimous consent including all D members.
Maybe Adelita consented too.
Theater.
Worse. The election commission dint meet to certify the result so no official certificate of election arrived in DC.
No big. Van got sworn in by unanimous consent including all D members.
Maybe Adelita consented too.
Theater.
Sometime between Armstrongs small step and the release of this song America peaked and it’s been downhill ever since.
Glad I’m so old that I won’t survive long in the vast open air prison that’s comin.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8O...
Glad I’m so old that I won’t survive long in the vast open air prison that’s comin.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8O...
My Old School- Steely Dan- 1973
YouTube video by 74sodapop
m.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sometime between Armstrongs small step and the release of this song America peaked and it’s been downhill ever since.
Glad I’m so old that I won’t survive long in the vast open air prison that’s comin.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8O...
Glad I’m so old that I won’t survive long in the vast open air prison that’s comin.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8O...