Cole
cjnnngs.bsky.social
Cole
@cjnnngs.bsky.social
Dad, fixer of things, sports fan
The Tesla Cybertruck looks like a stainless steel door stop
April 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Idk if you’ve seen the whole video. It’s comedy gold. youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI?...
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
YouTube video by Dropout
youtu.be
March 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Innocent people don’t panic and pull the plug on their accounts the moment shit gets real. That’s what rats do when the basement floods
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Believed I was past the point where some random digital predator could get under my skin. Turns out, some wounds don't need to be fresh to still fucking hurt
March 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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We’ve rightly dragged men for scaring the hoes, but it seems we need to be more inclusive, because what the heck is this?!?
Nothing says “shoot your shot” like having a dead spouse.

Not the type to expose messages or put people on blast, but she earned her moment.
March 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nothing says “shoot your shot” like having a dead spouse.

Not the type to expose messages or put people on blast, but she earned her moment.
March 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Your family tree must be a wreath. No other explanation for how someone so spineless could exist without genetic reinforcement.
March 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I asked my kid what they wanted for dinner and they said “food.”

This is the leadership we need in the world.
February 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Alabama’s finest @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social is out here treating social media like her own personal casting couch, and I, for one, am sick of the performance.

Apologies to the fine people of Alabama. I’m sorry you have to claim this one. I know this is not a reflection of your entire state.
February 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As a Canadian, I am committed to supporting homegrown products. That said, what’s the punishment for finishing the American-made Simply Orange already in my fridge? Do I drink it or hold a small, polite ceremony and pour it down the drain?
February 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
J.T. Miller’s comment on Jim Rutherford’s remarks about the rift between him and Elias Pettersson

“I don’t have one”
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I love how both Miller and Hronek hinted in their interviews today that the media was blowing things out of proportion or « interpreting » things. And then the team plays horribly. But sure, it’s the media and it’s the fans. It cannot be the team, there is no team. #Canucks
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Bruce there it is
Bruce there it is

#Canucks
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is going well. #Canucks
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Take all the shots at me you want, but you come for my kid? You just volunteered for a one-way ticket to regret, you pathetic waste of oxygen. Touch my daughter with your bullshit again and I’ll personally deliver your ass to karma’s doorstep.
January 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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We were watching CBC news and there was a Canucks segment with Tej and I said to my partner and her mom that I’m not deep into Canucks Twitter but I know who the biggest douches are. “He’s an optometrist!” like that’s supposed to sound like an insult lol
January 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hopefully this W breathes some life back into the #Canucks now
January 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Brutal #Canucks
January 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Wild how a dude pulling in $10 million is out here throwing tantrums like a toddler who lost his sippy cup. Can the #Canucks just pack up Miller and Pettersson, slap a "fragile" sticker on the box, and ship 'em both out already?
Elias Pettersson on any potential rift with J.T. Miller: "I don't know why people are still trying to make shit up."
#Canucks
December 22, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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Now imagine chasing those with a refreshing cup of flaming hot Mountain Dew
December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Imagine waking up, craving a bold morning coffee, and instead cramming COFFEE-FLAVORED DORITOS into your face at 6am. We are truly living in the darkest timeline.
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Took my kid to see Taylor Swift and I came out looking like I stole the bracelet-making inventory from a camp arts and crafts table
December 8, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Mike Tyson's showing up to box at 10:30 PM like a Gen Z starting their day. Meanwhile some of you are in your 20s crying about bedtime like a preschooler who missed their nap
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM