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Claire the Clownie UwU

@claireclown.bsky.social

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25 y/o silly clown goobie :3 MOSTLY NSFW NO MINORS 💜 @sleepyazalea.bsky.social 💜 💜 @alienbeeboobs.bsky.social 💜 💜 @dori999999999.bsky.social 💜

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 12h

Zelly you don't have to be sorry we understand completely and we're here with you always 💜 I love you so much

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 1d

After complex analysis you're hired :3

a cartoon character is sitting at a desk with the words well you seem terrific you 're hired

ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a desk with the words well you seem terrific you 're hired

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · Oct 30

what is this dub

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 3d

I'm desperately craving for Cheez-its rn and all I can think about are hypnotic Cheez-its that make you dumb and silly >.<

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

Worst case import from the UK/AU and deal with region locking assuming its available there

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

Japan Blu-rays are expensive and we can't do anything about it unfortunately :( Best to just eat the cost or just wait and see if something happens here (which takes about 4-5 months to several years)

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

Bea do you know how expensive it is to get all of Sailor Moon in Japan vs the US like we're talking over $1000 yet here its about $100 if you can find a good enough deal on all 5 seasons.

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

Streaming is ass id rather have a hard copy you fucking goober

bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

*me to

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 4d

Convince me pay 30,000+ yen for Blu-ray or wait and see of Crunchyroll does a US release /hj

BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 on Blu-ray in an Amazon.co.jp shopping cart. Both are priced at ¥15,827 for a total of ¥31,654 before taxes and shipping costs.

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 6d

ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992, Sam Raimi)

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 7d

So im on mesmerized.online now to be safe awawawawa feel free to follow if you want :3

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 8d

Uh oh~! Claire touched Fuzzy and got all silly and dizzy~! Whatever shall she do all dazed and confused in her silly bikini outfit~?
Thankies to @cartoonzombie.bsky.social for making this YCH for me!!! It turned out wonderfully!!!

Claire getting all dazed and dizzy and making a silly expression after touching a Fuzzy from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (1995). There are 6 Dizzy's in the background as well as flowers ripped straight from the game and a psychedelic trippy rainbow background. Here Claire is also wearing a one piece pink latex bikini outfit with heels.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 8d

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 9d

i wanna get more art with @sleepyazalea.bsky.social but i need to think of more silly fun ideas >/////<

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 9d

LUSTEAS ICE CREAMED????

a bald man with a beard has a smiley face above his head that says ' angry '

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 9d

Hypnotically juggling balloons and watching them bob and bounce against your hand as they slowly float up and then back down like your silly little brain~

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 11d

awawawawa >/////<

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Phantom Lustea 🔞☕️ COMMS CLOSED @lecherlustea.bsky.social · 11d

claire

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 11d

WHAT THE FUCK EUDVDUDVDUSVDSH

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 13d

Oops~! Looks like Nia got turned into a silly clown for Claire's silly circus~! Being a clown definitely beats being a Anti-Spiral messenger for sure~ Thankies to @asumie.bsky.social for the lovely mamip! It turned out so well!!!

Nia Tepplin from Gurren Lagann in a happy hypnotic trance as she's turned into a clown. The background says, "I am a silly clown... I must obey..." and the dialogue says, "I love being a silly clown for Ringmistress! Yes, Ringmistress! I am completely hypnotized!" There are also balloons in the background as well.

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 15d

??????

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 18d

i genuinely don't know

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 18d

I just can't keep doing this anymore its just so hard being around people who say they care about you but they really don't... 2/2

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Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 18d

God I need to get out of here. Being blamed for things you never knew about and couldn't control is just the absolute worst especially when you try to transfer data to a new phone for your own mother. "I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU I HAVE SIGNAL! I WANT MY CHATS" YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFOREHAND 1/

Claire the Clownie UwU @claireclown.bsky.social · 19d

Living in a house with people who don't understand your disabilities properly and your limitations and constantly try to make you "normal" and want to "fix" you is just extremely abelist IMO and its just the worst feeling. "I understand you I know how you feel" NO THE FUCK YOU DON'T???

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