Clanso
@clanso.bsky.social
God Tier Comedian, internet sensation, Wall-E enthusiast, Core of a Universer and Transformers Revenge of the Fallen sexpert.
Follow the art account also please @artclanso.bsky.social
Follow the art account also please @artclanso.bsky.social
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Clanso
@clanso.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Yo!
Core of a Universe: Chapter 1 is up on Gumroad! You can download the pdf file of it there if you want! It'd be cool if you did, wink wink
clanso.gumroad.com/l/core-of-a-...
Core of a Universe: Chapter 1 is up on Gumroad! You can download the pdf file of it there if you want! It'd be cool if you did, wink wink
clanso.gumroad.com/l/core-of-a-...
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@herothekeeper.bsky.social Got sent to the 3rd dimension because he took my cream cheese
That's where he'll stay because I hate him
That's where he'll stay because I hate him
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@herothekeeper.bsky.social Got sent to the 3rd dimension because he took my cream cheese
That's where he'll stay because I hate him
That's where he'll stay because I hate him
My neck has been so unbelievably stiff literally all day that I have barely been able to move
Legitimately I can’t even get up from my bed without getting my mom to lift me up this is fucking ass man
Legitimately I can’t even get up from my bed without getting my mom to lift me up this is fucking ass man
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My neck has been so unbelievably stiff literally all day that I have barely been able to move
Legitimately I can’t even get up from my bed without getting my mom to lift me up this is fucking ass man
Legitimately I can’t even get up from my bed without getting my mom to lift me up this is fucking ass man
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Thinking about Core of a Universe again
That book is so peak dude, you don't even know yet. It only gets crazier and it's amazing
That book is so peak dude, you don't even know yet. It only gets crazier and it's amazing
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thinking about Core of a Universe again
That book is so peak dude, you don't even know yet. It only gets crazier and it's amazing
That book is so peak dude, you don't even know yet. It only gets crazier and it's amazing
Holy fuck I love Stranger Things so much dude wheN IS CHRISTMAS CAN I HAVE IT NOW FOR MORE STRANGE THINGIES PLEASE
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Holy fuck I love Stranger Things so much dude wheN IS CHRISTMAS CAN I HAVE IT NOW FOR MORE STRANGE THINGIES PLEASE
It’s crazy how I’m actually excited to watch Return of the Jedi now
I might’ve even checked it out tomorrow were it not for the fact that I’m probably gonna be watching the first part of Stranger Things 5 tomorrow with my mom
I might’ve even checked it out tomorrow were it not for the fact that I’m probably gonna be watching the first part of Stranger Things 5 tomorrow with my mom
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s crazy how I’m actually excited to watch Return of the Jedi now
I might’ve even checked it out tomorrow were it not for the fact that I’m probably gonna be watching the first part of Stranger Things 5 tomorrow with my mom
I might’ve even checked it out tomorrow were it not for the fact that I’m probably gonna be watching the first part of Stranger Things 5 tomorrow with my mom
Alright alright FINE, since you all won’t stop PESTERING ME ABOUT IT 🙄
I’m gonna continue my Star Wars watch and head on to Empire Strikes Back
Will I bitch about this movie as much as I did with A New Hope?
Eh… probably not
I’m gonna continue my Star Wars watch and head on to Empire Strikes Back
Will I bitch about this movie as much as I did with A New Hope?
Eh… probably not
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alright alright FINE, since you all won’t stop PESTERING ME ABOUT IT 🙄
I’m gonna continue my Star Wars watch and head on to Empire Strikes Back
Will I bitch about this movie as much as I did with A New Hope?
Eh… probably not
I’m gonna continue my Star Wars watch and head on to Empire Strikes Back
Will I bitch about this movie as much as I did with A New Hope?
Eh… probably not
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Gang you should play the video game I helped make (I did all the art and music while the other person did the programming)
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Mr. Broom and the Search for Witch by Clanso
Witch has been kidnapped! It is now up to Mr. Broom to traverse the land and save her from a great evil...
clanso.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gang you should play the video game I helped make (I did all the art and music while the other person did the programming)
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Butter, One, Boobs…
Intriguing
Intriguing
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Butter, One, Boobs…
Intriguing
Intriguing
Gang you should play the video game I helped make (I did all the art and music while the other person did the programming)
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Mr. Broom and the Search for Witch by Clanso
Witch has been kidnapped! It is now up to Mr. Broom to traverse the land and save her from a great evil...
clanso.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gang you should play the video game I helped make (I did all the art and music while the other person did the programming)
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Play it do it NNNNNOWW!!!!!!
clanso.itch.io/mr-broom-and...
Damn I feel like fuckin dogshit rn 💀
I keep forgetting that sitting on your ass playing video games all day while basically eating nothing but chips and candy is actually like really not good for you, who’d have thunk
But hey at least I got to take a bit of a break day today, which is pretty swag
I keep forgetting that sitting on your ass playing video games all day while basically eating nothing but chips and candy is actually like really not good for you, who’d have thunk
But hey at least I got to take a bit of a break day today, which is pretty swag
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Damn I feel like fuckin dogshit rn 💀
I keep forgetting that sitting on your ass playing video games all day while basically eating nothing but chips and candy is actually like really not good for you, who’d have thunk
But hey at least I got to take a bit of a break day today, which is pretty swag
I keep forgetting that sitting on your ass playing video games all day while basically eating nothing but chips and candy is actually like really not good for you, who’d have thunk
But hey at least I got to take a bit of a break day today, which is pretty swag
One of the biggest cons of when I made the switch to BlueSky is that without the almighty algorithm I feel so much more out of the loop
Like I’m glad that bsky isn’t nearly as predatory as every other social media app, but that is definitely a thing that I have noticed
Like I’m glad that bsky isn’t nearly as predatory as every other social media app, but that is definitely a thing that I have noticed
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One of the biggest cons of when I made the switch to BlueSky is that without the almighty algorithm I feel so much more out of the loop
Like I’m glad that bsky isn’t nearly as predatory as every other social media app, but that is definitely a thing that I have noticed
Like I’m glad that bsky isn’t nearly as predatory as every other social media app, but that is definitely a thing that I have noticed
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I'm always concerned by the things that go on between Wixhael and Clanso after I have to leave a discord group call
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm always concerned by the things that go on between Wixhael and Clanso after I have to leave a discord group call
Finland, property of the Amazon corporation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Finland, property of the Amazon corporation
“Oh no the aliens deleted my wife’s facebook page I’m gonna fucking kill myself”
-Me from a minute ago when Euphrates told me to post this
-Me from a minute ago when Euphrates told me to post this
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Oh no the aliens deleted my wife’s facebook page I’m gonna fucking kill myself”
-Me from a minute ago when Euphrates told me to post this
-Me from a minute ago when Euphrates told me to post this
Guys guess who just added even more designs and art and shit like that to his redbubble store you should like buy every single variation of merchandise for every piece of art here
www.redbubble.com/people/Clans...
www.redbubble.com/people/Clans...
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Guys guess who just added even more designs and art and shit like that to his redbubble store you should like buy every single variation of merchandise for every piece of art here
www.redbubble.com/people/Clans...
www.redbubble.com/people/Clans...
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Today is day 730 of my writing streak.
I wish I had more to show for it, but I think keeping this up for three years now is enough of an achievement.
Like always, I'd hoped to have something out to celebrate, but life got in the way. I hope a few Stormy/Crusader excerpts suffice in the mean time!
I wish I had more to show for it, but I think keeping this up for three years now is enough of an achievement.
Like always, I'd hoped to have something out to celebrate, but life got in the way. I hope a few Stormy/Crusader excerpts suffice in the mean time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Today is day 730 of my writing streak.
I wish I had more to show for it, but I think keeping this up for three years now is enough of an achievement.
Like always, I'd hoped to have something out to celebrate, but life got in the way. I hope a few Stormy/Crusader excerpts suffice in the mean time!
I wish I had more to show for it, but I think keeping this up for three years now is enough of an achievement.
Like always, I'd hoped to have something out to celebrate, but life got in the way. I hope a few Stormy/Crusader excerpts suffice in the mean time!
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Any of you seen Clanso: The Movie yet?
Great film
Great film
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Any of you seen Clanso: The Movie yet?
Great film
Great film
I don’t know if it’s just cause it sounds different so I’m listening to it in a different way but the Linkin Park albums I just got weirdly sound better from my tv lol
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don’t know if it’s just cause it sounds different so I’m listening to it in a different way but the Linkin Park albums I just got weirdly sound better from my tv lol
I think this looks
Pretty fweaking epic
Pretty fweaking epic
The first official pictures of Link and Zelda from the live action The Legend of Zelda movie!
Better quality on Nintendo Today.
Better quality on Nintendo Today.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think this looks
Pretty fweaking epic
Pretty fweaking epic
Oh yeah I also made some purchases while in berlin
Yes the Hyrule Warriors title is in german and I’m going to have to live with that for the rest of my life but hey at least I got 3 Linkin Park albums on CD so that’s cool
Now all I need is an actual CD player
Yes the Hyrule Warriors title is in german and I’m going to have to live with that for the rest of my life but hey at least I got 3 Linkin Park albums on CD so that’s cool
Now all I need is an actual CD player
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh yeah I also made some purchases while in berlin
Yes the Hyrule Warriors title is in german and I’m going to have to live with that for the rest of my life but hey at least I got 3 Linkin Park albums on CD so that’s cool
Now all I need is an actual CD player
Yes the Hyrule Warriors title is in german and I’m going to have to live with that for the rest of my life but hey at least I got 3 Linkin Park albums on CD so that’s cool
Now all I need is an actual CD player
On the airplane back home :(
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
On the airplane back home :(
I mean I feel like it’s very clearly Jane
You little freaks quite enjoy that stupid little dumbfuck don’t you (affectionate)
You little freaks quite enjoy that stupid little dumbfuck don’t you (affectionate)
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I mean I feel like it’s very clearly Jane
You little freaks quite enjoy that stupid little dumbfuck don’t you (affectionate)
You little freaks quite enjoy that stupid little dumbfuck don’t you (affectionate)