Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦
@clarissaoakes.bsky.social
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Of course he is!
Why lean on the armed forces if you don't intend to use them?
Why threaten Democrat cities if you don't have a plan for them?
Why build a ballroom if you don't expect to be using it for many years to come?
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I hate being negative, but this is the sort of reporting that we'll look back on in 5 years or so and say, "We were warned."

Any right-wing HMG would be delighted to abolish many public-benefiting bodies, on the basis that tax cuts for the rich are more useful. Deplorables would cheer them on.
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A clove or two of garlic to make it more interesting.
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More or less this - they practice before the bad weather comes in.
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Jenrick has that quintessential Tory look of someone who enjoys a draught of hypocrisy every day and feels better for it.
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Rubio's face. His brain is struggling to cope with being among lunatics and wants him to run away, but he overcomes the terror and calms himself quickly, blending in and coping coping coping.

It must have been like this reporting to Stalin.
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No perp walk = no joy for Trump. It's the key part of the pantomime - possibly the only part MAGA would watch. They'll all be pissed off with this.
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That's long been a problem for whoever's in HMG. They put up a safe pair of hands, dead batting all questions.

It's the main reason I avoid the R4 Today 08:10 interview and QT. All the calorific content of a cucumber.
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I thought the Haitians ate them all??
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Hopefully, this means that if a good target pops up in the next window, Spurs can make a serious bid, rather than making excuses or making insulting low-balls etc, as was our norm.
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Hi. It was this Brass Eye episode I had in mind, but the intro for The Day Today is just as daft. My bad. Same people - Chris Morris, Armando.

youtu.be/0HLBCMwyxo4
Brass Eye - Man vs Animal Evil Continuum Paradox
YouTube video by Thumb Trick Flux
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I'm a bit surprised that Israel did not agree to a ceasefire much earlier and then push for Trump to get the Nobel. They must know that as soon as Trump has this prize, he will drop all interest in 'peace' and ignore everything the Israelis do.
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That's what gets me when seeing the daily post from @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social . All those lifetimes, snuffed out.
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That explains why I just can't watch The Apprentice.
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You can see why they're so keen on breaking up the USPS.
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@lewisgoodall.com @aiannucci.bsky.social

This is quite incredible. An Israeli government body pumping out swish, fake graphics on par with Russian propaganda.

Reminds me of the absurd graphics-porn that The Day Today used to parody.
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And they shot him in the head with a pepper pellet gun *while he was praying*

Proud boys, oathkeepers, 3%ers - these are now Trump's 'little green men', carrying out his will under the banner of ICE. They're above the law.

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" Proud boys, stand down and stand by to join ICE."
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"So, imagine a 2028 that ends with a normal election and a Democratic president."

I can't. You've got such a nasty fight to keep elections normal, let alone win them.
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Wait and see if this attack works. If it does, you'll have Tommy and his Stormtroopers trying to organise marchs through Handsworth and anywhere else associated with non-whites, in order to paint roundabouts, tie cheap nylon flags everywhere and intimidate as many as possible.
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His comments are a danger to life. The police ought to to pay him a visit and provide some advice - even if that's what he'd want.
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[quote]Badenoch said: "The right measure for integration is that people don't care what people look like."[/quote]

This must mean that Jenrick hasn't been properly integrated. He should take the citizenship exam and be deported if he fails. Ditto Farage.
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Yes. How do you peddle grievance politics, when you find yourself responsible for said grievances? When in power, you're supposed to fix them - not repeat them.