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Eric Janvier

@classicjanvier.bsky.social

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Writer/Director/Producer/Sometimes Actor/Sometimes Not/Professional Amateur Chef/Trying to get BlueSky Famous

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · Aug 22

I always knew that when I made this film, I wanted a classic 90s Group Shot Film Poster, and I did it! My first feature film is having it's World Premiere in September and I can't wait for people to watch my love letter to all things 90s and Movie Stores/Physical Media #FilmSky #MovieSky

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2h

Her "I'm just a regular person" shtick felt too forced, and I can understand why she felt the need to play it up for the cameras/people/etc.

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 12h

AI Slop

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 13h

I can't believe how quickly the AI Bubble Burst is coming. Was expecting at least a few more years but damn, it might come before the Epstein files are released

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 13h

ET is available on physical media all year round

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 13h

It's also going to be the first company in history to lose it all so quickly when that bubble bursts

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 15h

Bunch of heathens don't know this man from his best work...

Just Like Dad (1995)

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 15h

KPop Demon Hunters and Frankenstein alone would have brought Netflix in at least a billion dollars in box office receipts if they actually cared about the films they distribute

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 15h

Meanwhile Cuomo was probably out partying at Trump's Gatsby thing pouring $20,000 bottles of champagne down a golden toilet

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 18h

You know what I love about New Girl? Schmidt's a Republican before Republicans became pariahs and it was just normal to be friends with at least one Republican during the Obama years

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 18h

Come to TIDAL folks. it's so much better and the playlists are actually curated by people in the music industry and not some intern plugging into some algorithm

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 19h

If that were the case us NDNs would have way more power than we actually do

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 19h

a man says she be like you don 't know 20 different ways to make me call you big poppa

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 19h

Hakeem The Dream Jeffries doing what he does best

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

SNL should have brought in Miles Teller earlier to play Cuomo because fuck that was a great performance

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

SNL really ditched the one Arab cast member only to spend more money on Ramy Youseff to play Zohran

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Watching META lose money because they invested too much in AI and you just know the bust is coming and it's going to be the downfall of so many people

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Schumer should be fucking terrified of AOC. That race would go exactly how the Mayoral race went. The people are sick and tired of a do nothing politician who's so desperate to hold onto power that they'd harm thousands, if not millions of Americans.

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers better fucking deny attending the White House after the threats against their own players

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

I know Anora is a divisive film but fuck do I love it! It does what Sean Baker does best, which is lull you in with a false sense of reality, just to flip it on it's head. Do I think it deserved some of it's Oscar wins? Some, for sure. But do I think it earned them? Sure as fuck did #MovieSky

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Me watching The Blue Jays

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Going for first base instead of home was a ballsy move that payed out perfectly

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

I refuse to believe that an Iron Worker by day, Sex Worker by night, finding time to pursue her dreams, gal about town can live in a massive warehouse loft like the one Jennifer Beales lived in, in Flashdance. This is a $10,000,000 apartment today in NYC.

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

It's actually wild to me that we're watching the rise of a dictatorship with the quickest fallout in the history of history

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ I don't watch baseball and even I'm freaking out. That 9th inning was insane.

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Kirk taking one for the team #WorldSeries

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