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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago)

@clausenomi.bsky.social

6.1K followers 600 following 800 posts

Yeah it’s me. Here to be queer, naked and silly. 👋🏼 Magic the Gathering. Horror movies. Drag and burlesque. Wee. Chicago is home. OF: onlyfans.com/Clausenomixxx JFF: justfor.fans/ClauseNomiXXX Collab requests open to fellow creators! 😘

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · Nov 15

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 2d

Been letting the hair grow out before I go get it colored again. It’s so funny how many people don’t recognize me IRL without colored hair.

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 3d

Yes please

Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 3d

Someone please bring me back to Spice8Rack, I crave some woke politics as a treat.

Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 3d

Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) right-leaning side of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 3d

Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) alt-right section of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 12d

It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?!

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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 5d

my toxic deckbuilding trait is that every deck is a typal deck if you have a nice chair

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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 5d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 5d

Hey penis!

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It was!

Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 5d

Went to a slutty Magic the gathering draft last night, in between rounds we had a second draft that was all slutty fake Magic cards that had contests and perks on them… I love our silly/horny community… 🤣🤭

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 6d

I was doing pretty okay all things considered in this world and man this shit really brings me down hard. I didn’t wanna get too ahead of myself but fuck, I really at least thought we were on similar wavelengths as far as enjoying each other’s company… I was wrong it seems.

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 6d

Ahhhhh the joy of spending your night with a man you want who doesn’t want you… I feel like I should give up on dating. It’s never worked out for me and it just always leaves me… out in the cold it feels.

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 8d

Deal

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 9d

Meeeee

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · Nov 15

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 9d

Woof

Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 12d

lol yup, 16 decks in my regular EDH rotation… with a few more in the build face right now lol. I may have a problem. 🤣

And yes, I know, a Universes Beyond commander hates to see me coming…

Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 12d

It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?!

👀👀👀

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 12d

Come give me a kiss.

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 12d

Oh babe, the game has… CHANGED A LOT. You got a LOT to catch up on. 😅😅😅

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 13d

Finally organized my Commander decks and I have 16 completed decks (as in get played regularly now)… plus a handful that are in the “build” phase or rebuilding phase once I figure out what I wanna do with them … I think I just really enjoy deckbuilding yall lol.

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Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago) @clausenomi.bsky.social · 13d

Sure when? :)