ClaytonClent
@claytonclent.bsky.social
Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
Could only be more delicious if they were getting Gina to DOGE #partyofwhitlam
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Could only be more delicious if they were getting Gina to DOGE #partyofwhitlam
Labor always horny for more cops
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Labor always horny for more cops
Always impressed by Labor's ability to simultaneously lift ladders, punch down, and stuff anonymous donations into their pockets.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Always impressed by Labor's ability to simultaneously lift ladders, punch down, and stuff anonymous donations into their pockets.
Can't chat. Deepening my competitive moat.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can't chat. Deepening my competitive moat.
Musk training his imaginary cockatoo to say *n-slur* just extends his uninterupted run of only-person-in-the-polycule-not-getting-a-root loserness another step.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Musk training his imaginary cockatoo to say *n-slur* just extends his uninterupted run of only-person-in-the-polycule-not-getting-a-root loserness another step.
Reposted by ClaytonClent
Preparing a pitch to sell the government a $96 million dollar ant farm.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Preparing a pitch to sell the government a $96 million dollar ant farm.
If public servants wanted to work in the APS, they should've just applied at KPMG, PwC, EY, Accenture...
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If public servants wanted to work in the APS, they should've just applied at KPMG, PwC, EY, Accenture...
Vic police get: their racist warrantless "pat downs".
We get: Zero deaths in custody*
Deal?
*includes bash and run.
We get: Zero deaths in custody*
Deal?
*includes bash and run.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Vic police get: their racist warrantless "pat downs".
We get: Zero deaths in custody*
Deal?
*includes bash and run.
We get: Zero deaths in custody*
Deal?
*includes bash and run.
Sam Konstas just needs to spend some time in the Test team, score some runs, to get his Shield form back
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sam Konstas just needs to spend some time in the Test team, score some runs, to get his Shield form back
Big respect for Bell. The only way she could have squeezed taxpayers for more while simultaneously doing less, would have been to attach herself to the ABC. Unfortunately, Sales and Crabb had already bled that host dry.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Big respect for Bell. The only way she could have squeezed taxpayers for more while simultaneously doing less, would have been to attach herself to the ABC. Unfortunately, Sales and Crabb had already bled that host dry.
Viking funeral for Richo, but using a tobacco shop.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Viking funeral for Richo, but using a tobacco shop.
I see The Party of Whitlam™️ are again failing to meet even the lowest expectations anybody has of them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I see The Party of Whitlam™️ are again failing to meet even the lowest expectations anybody has of them.
Who amongst us hasn't had a thin skid plate at some point?
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Who amongst us hasn't had a thin skid plate at some point?
Has anybody checked on Piers?
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Has anybody checked on Piers?
Watched The Magnificent Seven the other night, and really, the scene where several dozen town folk shoot at half a dozen targets several times for zero hits is just Federal and State Labor working up policy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Watched The Magnificent Seven the other night, and really, the scene where several dozen town folk shoot at half a dozen targets several times for zero hits is just Federal and State Labor working up policy.
Really starting look like the spine of the Grok algorithm is a tripartite of
1. Cover for me
2. Oh, good idea, boss
3. It was like that when I got here.
1. Cover for me
2. Oh, good idea, boss
3. It was like that when I got here.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really starting look like the spine of the Grok algorithm is a tripartite of
1. Cover for me
2. Oh, good idea, boss
3. It was like that when I got here.
1. Cover for me
2. Oh, good idea, boss
3. It was like that when I got here.
Suspect Annabel Crabb is not the answer to the fascism that is emerging in the growing numbers of disaffected.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Suspect Annabel Crabb is not the answer to the fascism that is emerging in the growing numbers of disaffected.
Ashes moves on to the Gabbatoir.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Ashes moves on to the Gabbatoir.
At least England can console themselves with the moral victory they achieved today.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
At least England can console themselves with the moral victory they achieved today.
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Brendon McCullum making appointments for 11 people at the PTSD Clinic
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Brendon McCullum making appointments for 11 people at the PTSD Clinic
Mornus running out Head should and would hsve him banned from every cricket club in Australia.
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Mornus running out Head should and would hsve him banned from every cricket club in Australia.
Head doing a half Hooksy
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Head doing a half Hooksy
Swear to God, if Mornus conjures a run out here, I will reverse my opinion of public executions.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Swear to God, if Mornus conjures a run out here, I will reverse my opinion of public executions.