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Dangerous Dave

@cldakalc.bsky.social

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72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes

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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 10h

Why does a guy with no balls and who cant dance need a ballroom in the first place?

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody testing the demolition for carcinogenic asbestos dust? Permits? I see a multibillion dollar class action that Trump cant steal taxpayer dollars to settle.

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 2d

But he’s not taking a salary-

which is what someone who does fuck all productive SHOULD do!

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 3d

Donald Trump - Making Everywhere But America Great Again!

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 4d

That’s cause he can get a good 2 hour nap in still not miss any of the action. Sorry America- baseball is just Rounders for guys.

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 5d

AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 5d

In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 5d

They may like the new Trump logo he just revealed
Making Everywhere But America Great Again

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 5d

In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 7d

George wasn’t impressed with the news- now he’ll have to pay for sex!

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 7d

Putin just announced that Trump is a recipient of the Gold Star, awarded to Heroes of the Russian Federation!

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 7d

Trump may not have been a contender for the Nobel Peace Prize but he’s a shoe in when Putin hands out the Gold Star for Heroes of the Russian Federation.

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 9d

Hey Rick-sorry for the typos- up 26 hours after flying from Rome

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 9d

He Ruck, I thought us Canadians were famous for saying “Sorry” but travelling across Europe, most Americans we met were doing the apologizing!

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 9d

Well he did succeed in lowering the price of bitcoin!

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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 9d

Because ”Us dictators have to stick together so we have somewhere to hide when the “Penny Finally Drops”

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 9d

Human being? That’s a stretch. Try Bell End, Nonce, Dufus or Dickhead

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 12d

Why? Are Jared and Jr visiting?

Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14d

Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel