Yuffie Kisaragi
@cleartranquil.bsky.social
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❝ 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺. 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘪. 𝘠𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪! ❞ ✧ ᴍᴅɴɪ ✧ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜱʜɪᴘ ✧ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴅɪʀɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴇʀʙᴇʀᴜꜱ ✧ ᴍᴜɴ ɪꜱ 37 ✧ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴀɢ: ᴅɪꜱᴍᴀɴᴛʟᴇᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ
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cleartranquil.bsky.social
❝ 𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕦𝕥𝕒𝕚 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 ℕ𝕚𝕟𝕛𝕒, 𝕐𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕚! 𝔹𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟! ❞

✧ ˢʰⁱᵖˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᶜʰᵉᵐ
✧ ᵇⁱˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ
✧ ⁿᵒ ᵐⁱⁿᵒʳˢ
#ᶠᶠᵛⁱⁱʳᵖ

━━━━ &&. as 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 as I draw ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ
the 𝐬𝐮𝐧 will 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 in Wutai! ❞
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// WAY TO GIMME A MINI HEART ATTACK

DAMN APP SIGNED ME OUT ;U;
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// Yup. Listening to delta waves helped calm me down.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// No kidding. It was over 300 mg of caffeine, too.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// Note to self: don't drink a Monster Coffee and energy drink so close together... Especially, when you have anxiety. 😅
cleartranquil.bsky.social
—get his hands on her phone was if he caught her and she had no intention of letting that happen, either.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
—one.

Phone still gripped in her hand, Yuffie laughed and sprinted away from him with a burst of speed, the black and white tails of her headband flying behind her as she headed towards the entrance of the bar.

The only way that he was going to—
cleartranquil.bsky.social
Yuffie grinned cheekily, "What, this?" She asked, holding the mobile device up tauntingly to the side of her head out of his reach.

However, being that she was shorter and he was taller, he would have no problem snatching it from her if given the chance—

And she had no intention of giving him—
loyalmercenary.bsky.social
❝Give me that—❞

He basically announced his intentions like an idiot, already readying himself to pounce and try retrieving the phone.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
Reaching into the bag that rested against her leg, she retrieved a large orb of mastered All Materia and tossed it to Cloud with a grin.

"For the ring. And don't worry about paying me back... You just be sure to name your first born after me."
cleartranquil.bsky.social
Speaking of, she had just the solution to his problems—well, the money one, anyway... He was going to have to figure out how to drum up the courage to ask Tifa on his own.

She couldn't do that for him.

"If money's the issue, I can help with that." Yuffie chirped.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
A marriage proposal was supposed to be a big, important life event—You had to set the mood.

Cid's idea was not it.

But that was enough about him. It was Cloud who they were talking about! And the subject of getting those two turtles hitched... Hehe.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
And Cid was 𝘣𝘢𝘥 at it. Like, really bad. According to Shera, it took forever for him to ask her to marry him, and even then, his idea of a romantic proposal was beer and the engine room of an airship for a backdrop.

Which Shera didn't mind, but Yuffie thought it was just plain lazy.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"What's so hard about it? Just take her somewhere romantic and pop the question! It's not rocket science."

If Cid could do it, why couldn't he?

𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘴. thought Yuffie, answering her own question.
loyalmercenary.bsky.social
❝That's because...❞

A hand rubs the back of his head, awkwardly glancing away.

❝Im not good at that sort of thing. Finding courage to ask, affording the ring, arranging the right moment to propose... it's a lot.❞
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"Hey, Cloud, why haven't ya asked Tifa to marry you, yet?"

@loyalmercenary.bsky.social
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// Gotta love when you have a headache and the neighbors insist on doing drill and hammering work.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"The blender's busted, so no milkshake. I did have a double bacon cheeseburger earlier, though... You should give 'em a try. Tifa makes the best in town."
shinrabuyer.bsky.social
What, just Cheetos? No burger, or milkshake?
cleartranquil.bsky.social
She's just chilling in Tifa's bar, eating Cheetos.
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// Whoever gets to go to the Ever Crisis x Boba Bear event later this month, DRINK A MATERIA DRINK FOR ME (because I don't get to go ;u;)

*cries*
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"Hey, Cloud, why haven't ya asked Tifa to marry you, yet?"

@loyalmercenary.bsky.social
cleartranquil.bsky.social
// Not working ones! I tried to post one of Astarion I downloaded, and it didn't work.
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Grins, laughing triumphantly. "I got a picture of Cloud's face!"

And did he look hilarious! Like a puppy that had been caught red-handed chewing on the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom!

And yes, she emailed it to Tifa. Hehe...
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—name and he turned into a nervous, blushing mess!

And now, she had the proof to show it!

She couldn't wait to show Tifa! She was going to love this!
cleartranquil.bsky.social
A few seconds was all it took to grab her phone from the pocket of her shorts and snap a picture of the look on Cloud's face.

Which was hilarious, by the way... Hehe.

Giving him a cheeky grin, Yuffie giggled. "Gotcha!" He seriously made it waaay too easy!

All she had to do was mention her—
loyalmercenary.bsky.social
When he failed to see her present near the doorway, or anywhere else in the room, Cloud's gaze went back to the cheeky ninja, his poor heart racing from the momentary panic he'd felt.

Give him a few moments to calm down, and he's absolutely going to slap her upside the head for this!
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"I usually just shove it in after I blow on it a few times, no reasoning required. My stomach does all of the thinking... Hehe."
shinrabuyer.bsky.social
I knew it was hot. It's just like eating pizza, or a burrito in your case. I tend to justify it by saying "Life is too short."
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"Don't feel bad. I burned mine on my burrito the other day. Took a whole 24 hours just for it to go away... My fault for not waiting a few minutes before I bit into it."
cleartranquil.bsky.social
"Don't feel bad. I burned mine on my burrito the other day. Took a whole 24 hours just for it to go away... My fault for not waiting a few minutes before I bit into it."
shinrabuyer.bsky.social
I burned my tongue on a hot potato. This is not one of my brighter moments.