Cleavy
@cleavy.bsky.social
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a chocolate frosty must be in want of some fries.
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a chocolate frosty must be in want of some fries.
Today my kid asked to play on the pbs kids games app on my phone. 5 minutes later I checked in to find her playing a Jelly Bean & Pogo version of Unpacking.
Future cozy gamer on my hands here ig
Future cozy gamer on my hands here ig
February 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Today my kid asked to play on the pbs kids games app on my phone. 5 minutes later I checked in to find her playing a Jelly Bean & Pogo version of Unpacking.
Future cozy gamer on my hands here ig
Future cozy gamer on my hands here ig
Why do I get charged $40 if I’m over 15 minutes late to the doctor but I don’t get a $40 rebate if they are over 15 minutes late getting to me
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why do I get charged $40 if I’m over 15 minutes late to the doctor but I don’t get a $40 rebate if they are over 15 minutes late getting to me
They’ll say it wasn’t *that*. That you clutched your pearls over nothing, you dumb libs.
And then to make fun, they’ll start doing it ironically. Like “haha those dumb libs think this was that”.
And then as most ironic habits do, the sincerity will creep in.
And then to make fun, they’ll start doing it ironically. Like “haha those dumb libs think this was that”.
And then as most ironic habits do, the sincerity will creep in.
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They’ll say it wasn’t *that*. That you clutched your pearls over nothing, you dumb libs.
And then to make fun, they’ll start doing it ironically. Like “haha those dumb libs think this was that”.
And then as most ironic habits do, the sincerity will creep in.
And then to make fun, they’ll start doing it ironically. Like “haha those dumb libs think this was that”.
And then as most ironic habits do, the sincerity will creep in.
Not sure why but using tiktok rn feels a lot like leaving the fall out shelter right after the dust has settled from the blast.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not sure why but using tiktok rn feels a lot like leaving the fall out shelter right after the dust has settled from the blast.
Wait why is tiktok working for me rn
January 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wait why is tiktok working for me rn
Jesus Spotify, I know I’m sad today but you don’t need to push me off the cliff like this.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Jesus Spotify, I know I’m sad today but you don’t need to push me off the cliff like this.
Tonight I sat crying quietly not necessarily bc I lost an app but bc I’ve grown to care for people I’ve never met who I may never see again.
Their faces and voices are familiar to me and I want to hear more of what they have to say. That’s what I’ll miss.
Their faces and voices are familiar to me and I want to hear more of what they have to say. That’s what I’ll miss.
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Tonight I sat crying quietly not necessarily bc I lost an app but bc I’ve grown to care for people I’ve never met who I may never see again.
Their faces and voices are familiar to me and I want to hear more of what they have to say. That’s what I’ll miss.
Their faces and voices are familiar to me and I want to hear more of what they have to say. That’s what I’ll miss.
At least I was able to save that one Pedro Pascal edit before it got banned
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
At least I was able to save that one Pedro Pascal edit before it got banned
I finally deleted Facebook off of my phone and it’s such a relief. Should’ve done this years ago.
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I finally deleted Facebook off of my phone and it’s such a relief. Should’ve done this years ago.
I have one sided beef with sans serif fonts bc sometimes I want to talk about Weird Al the musician and sometimes I want to talk about Weird AI as in horrific art.
December 11, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I have one sided beef with sans serif fonts bc sometimes I want to talk about Weird Al the musician and sometimes I want to talk about Weird AI as in horrific art.
Is it cheating to work out wordle on paper? My husband gives me shit about how I’m not just figuring it out in my head every day.
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Is it cheating to work out wordle on paper? My husband gives me shit about how I’m not just figuring it out in my head every day.
The main drawback to leaving food service is losing access to a walk-in you can have dramatic little cries in
December 7, 2024 at 2:04 AM
The main drawback to leaving food service is losing access to a walk-in you can have dramatic little cries in
As a person with a fear of commitment, stacking two flats is easily the most difficult part of any LEGO build for me.
December 2, 2024 at 4:18 PM
As a person with a fear of commitment, stacking two flats is easily the most difficult part of any LEGO build for me.
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there are conservative/racist people joining en masse to try and rile people up. do not engage. block and move on, seriously there’s a reason they are constantly trying to get our attention.
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
there are conservative/racist people joining en masse to try and rile people up. do not engage. block and move on, seriously there’s a reason they are constantly trying to get our attention.
I am often times perturbed by the amount of information that I find I was too hopeful in assuming was common sense.
November 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I am often times perturbed by the amount of information that I find I was too hopeful in assuming was common sense.
We need to have denominationalism make a comeback bc what are the baptists going to think when their kids teacher starts teaching good works over grace in class?
Like it literally serves everybody’s interests for school to be separate from church.
Like it literally serves everybody’s interests for school to be separate from church.
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
We need to have denominationalism make a comeback bc what are the baptists going to think when their kids teacher starts teaching good works over grace in class?
Like it literally serves everybody’s interests for school to be separate from church.
Like it literally serves everybody’s interests for school to be separate from church.
As a Kansas Citian, hate Butkers injury for the team, love it for him specifically.
It’s complicated.
It’s complicated.
November 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
As a Kansas Citian, hate Butkers injury for the team, love it for him specifically.
It’s complicated.
It’s complicated.
Currently in a prison of my own making: need to pee but I just got my cat to lay on me before I realized it.
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Currently in a prison of my own making: need to pee but I just got my cat to lay on me before I realized it.
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[Me as a boxing commentator]
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
[Me as a boxing commentator]
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
The technical issues with the Tyson/Paul fight seem like the universe’s way of punishing Netflix for ending password sharing
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
The technical issues with the Tyson/Paul fight seem like the universe’s way of punishing Netflix for ending password sharing
I’m predominantly a TikTok user but today that app is desperately trying to get me interested in that venom movie?
Like bb the only venom I ever saw was played by Topher Grace, give up already.
Like bb the only venom I ever saw was played by Topher Grace, give up already.
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I’m predominantly a TikTok user but today that app is desperately trying to get me interested in that venom movie?
Like bb the only venom I ever saw was played by Topher Grace, give up already.
Like bb the only venom I ever saw was played by Topher Grace, give up already.
The app keeps giving me little goal posts to train the algo (like at least ten accounts, etc) and now I’m like, “I like that post but do I like it enough to lock in what this app thinks of me?”
November 15, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The app keeps giving me little goal posts to train the algo (like at least ten accounts, etc) and now I’m like, “I like that post but do I like it enough to lock in what this app thinks of me?”