Caroline Abbott
@cleohott.bsky.social
Lawyer: not muzzled, and on a very long leash. Sent to time out for squandering time by the decade. OK to CA to OK to CA to OK to CA. Staying put. https://linktr.ee/carolineabbott
Rep. Van Drew's berating Jack Smith for being partial to Democrats because Smith didn't investigate any Ds who might have tried to overthrow the 2000 election is a Cirque du Soleil level contortion of bipartisanship.
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Rep. Van Drew's berating Jack Smith for being partial to Democrats because Smith didn't investigate any Ds who might have tried to overthrow the 2000 election is a Cirque du Soleil level contortion of bipartisanship.
Who among the Trump entourage wore a disguise and faked a Danish accent to get him to agree to a phony framework deal on Greenland?
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Who among the Trump entourage wore a disguise and faked a Danish accent to get him to agree to a phony framework deal on Greenland?
It took less time to frame this participation medal than it's taking the Supreme Court to think through whether Trump wield tariffs as weapons.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Giving Trump the Nobel peace prize medal is ‘absurd’, say Norwegian politicians
US president criticised for accepting medal awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It took less time to frame this participation medal than it's taking the Supreme Court to think through whether Trump wield tariffs as weapons.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
[Putin smiles to himself at the prospect of controlling U.S. resources, prepares his attack forces to head toward Washington, D.C.]
Trump's getting that Nobel Peace Prize is a sure thing now.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
[Putin smiles to himself at the prospect of controlling U.S. resources, prepares his attack forces to head toward Washington, D.C.]
Trump's getting that Nobel Peace Prize is a sure thing now.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Trump's getting that Nobel Peace Prize is a sure thing now.
Introducing the Saturday broadcast of the Metropolitan opera's "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay," the radio announcer cautions that the opera has adult themes.
Isn't that the point of opera, even "Hansel and Gretel"?
Isn't that the point of opera, even "Hansel and Gretel"?
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Introducing the Saturday broadcast of the Metropolitan opera's "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay," the radio announcer cautions that the opera has adult themes.
Isn't that the point of opera, even "Hansel and Gretel"?
Isn't that the point of opera, even "Hansel and Gretel"?
Nothing makes me feel more youthful and vibrant than being called radical left scum, an epithet the likes of which I first heard directed at me about six decades ago.
Happy holidays, Trump, you doddering codger.
Happy holidays, Trump, you doddering codger.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Nothing makes me feel more youthful and vibrant than being called radical left scum, an epithet the likes of which I first heard directed at me about six decades ago.
Happy holidays, Trump, you doddering codger.
Happy holidays, Trump, you doddering codger.
"Do you want your kid to be a thought leader or an assassin?"
The two aren't mutually exclusive, but even so Erika Kirk predicts a severely limited job market in the future.
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The two aren't mutually exclusive, but even so Erika Kirk predicts a severely limited job market in the future.
www.tiktok.com/@cbsnews/vid...
"Do you want your kid to be a thought leader or an assassin?": Erika Kirk says she will never agree with political violence, but rather than blaming other people, she insists every parent has a respon...
TikTok video by cbsnews
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December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Do you want your kid to be a thought leader or an assassin?"
The two aren't mutually exclusive, but even so Erika Kirk predicts a severely limited job market in the future.
www.tiktok.com/@cbsnews/vid...
The two aren't mutually exclusive, but even so Erika Kirk predicts a severely limited job market in the future.
www.tiktok.com/@cbsnews/vid...
What kind of ball is going to be played in that ballroom? Even without expanding the original bad plan, at 90,000 square feet it would be larger than one-and-one-half football fields.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
Trump Switches Architects for White House Ballroom Project
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What kind of ball is going to be played in that ballroom? Even without expanding the original bad plan, at 90,000 square feet it would be larger than one-and-one-half football fields.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle celebrated Thanksgiving in Greece, honoring simple Pilgrim dress by wearing a long black gown.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle celebrated Thanksgiving in Greece, honoring simple Pilgrim dress by wearing a long black gown.
Have a little sympathy for poor confused Marco Rubio. Anyone would be stressed while working three jobs.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Have a little sympathy for poor confused Marco Rubio. Anyone would be stressed while working three jobs.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
One might think that this is too flashy for dinner at home, but it's Fibonacci Day.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One might think that this is too flashy for dinner at home, but it's Fibonacci Day.
Not content with serving up an aged lie, Trump larded it with fat new DOGE lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump shares false claim Obama earned $40m in ‘royalties’ from Obamacare
US president promoted fictional claim from satirical website that has been debunked repeatedly since 2017
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not content with serving up an aged lie, Trump larded it with fat new DOGE lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump's turn as Tom Buchanan must be in a sequel party, because Jeffrey Epstein's Jay Gatsby was killed off in the first version.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trump's turn as Tom Buchanan must be in a sequel party, because Jeffrey Epstein's Jay Gatsby was killed off in the first version.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor,
the aristo formerly known as prince.
the aristo formerly known as prince.
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor,
the aristo formerly known as prince.
the aristo formerly known as prince.
Increasing tariffs isn't enough. Trump needs to exhume Ronald Reagan's corpse, prop it up, and debate it on live television. Only then will people see for themselves what a masterful debater and economist we currently have occupying the presidency.
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abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump raises tariffs on Canada 10% after Reagan ad airs during World Series
President Donald Trump announced he's adding an extra 10% tariff on Canadian imports over a negative TV advertisement featuring a speech by President Ronald Reagan.
abcnews.go.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Increasing tariffs isn't enough. Trump needs to exhume Ronald Reagan's corpse, prop it up, and debate it on live television. Only then will people see for themselves what a masterful debater and economist we currently have occupying the presidency.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
I saw Trump's little AI-generated King-Trump-dumping-feces video and regretted that Sigmund Freud is unavailable when we need him.
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I saw Trump's little AI-generated King-Trump-dumping-feces video and regretted that Sigmund Freud is unavailable when we need him.
I wonder if Kristi Noem will have a big ICE presence at the World Series? If the Blue Jays win the series, how warmly will Trump greet them at the White House?
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I wonder if Kristi Noem will have a big ICE presence at the World Series? If the Blue Jays win the series, how warmly will Trump greet them at the White House?
A flag-waving blue elephant, not to be confused with a RINO, marched in San Jose against kings and tyrants.
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A flag-waving blue elephant, not to be confused with a RINO, marched in San Jose against kings and tyrants.
No Kings in San Jose, CA, but a frog prince brought the kiss of death to rigid cultural iconography.
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
No Kings in San Jose, CA, but a frog prince brought the kiss of death to rigid cultural iconography.
Members of the order Anura, not inured to encroaching authoritarianism, stand tall against kings and the enuretic Mike Johnson who is soaking in his own alarmist lies.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Members of the order Anura, not inured to encroaching authoritarianism, stand tall against kings and the enuretic Mike Johnson who is soaking in his own alarmist lies.