The Excelorcist
@cleverage.bsky.social
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testing the limits of algorithmic suppression; follow me, it'll be fun.
Your MIN or MAX favorite troll and you can tell me which that is for you.
testing the limits of algorithmic suppression; follow me, it'll be fun.
Your MIN or MAX favorite troll and you can tell me which that is for you.
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@bsky.app I have "180 followers" and I am able to see 83 of them. Please offer some form of an explanation here.
And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.
And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.
"Last Action Hero" is basically my approach to social media in the delusionary invincible sense but in the reality sense that "I can totally die" and I would really appreciate it if @schwarzenegger.bsky.social would give me a nod approval before or after I die.
Free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJaI...
Free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJaI...
Last Action Hero
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Last Action Hero" is basically my approach to social media in the delusionary invincible sense but in the reality sense that "I can totally die" and I would really appreciate it if @schwarzenegger.bsky.social would give me a nod approval before or after I die.
Free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJaI...
Free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJaI...
The police and @interpol.int do not mess with art crime because it's all a frame job on some level.
#moneylaundering is a wash ingtonD.C. thing.
#moneylaundering is a wash ingtonD.C. thing.
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The police and @interpol.int do not mess with art crime because it's all a frame job on some level.
#moneylaundering is a wash ingtonD.C. thing.
#moneylaundering is a wash ingtonD.C. thing.
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
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Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…
comedy wins but not because it gets the last laugh
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
comedy wins but not because it gets the last laugh
just consider the amount of resources devoted to keeping me at "187 followers".
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
just consider the amount of resources devoted to keeping me at "187 followers".
How TF does the literal definition of the word #constitution fail to stand-up to Donald Trump? Honestly now, please explain on some level of satisfaction.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How TF does the literal definition of the word #constitution fail to stand-up to Donald Trump? Honestly now, please explain on some level of satisfaction.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
The first step in problem solving is admitting there is a problem.
"This guy is funny."
Admit it.
We can move on from there.
"This guy is funny."
Admit it.
We can move on from there.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The first step in problem solving is admitting there is a problem.
"This guy is funny."
Admit it.
We can move on from there.
"This guy is funny."
Admit it.
We can move on from there.
FIFA is concerned with net income
LMAO FIFA created a bullshit "Peace Prize" and just awarded it to Trump because Nobel wouldn’t give him the real one
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
FIFA is concerned with net income
Don't call it #moonshine, I'm walking on sunshine.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't call it #moonshine, I'm walking on sunshine.
@nytimes.com "The New York Times New Roman" is a criminal font.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@nytimes.com "The New York Times New Roman" is a criminal font.
@washingtonpost.com "The Washington Postcolonialism" is ironically free for the taking.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@washingtonpost.com "The Washington Postcolonialism" is ironically free for the taking.
for paranoid people, (part of) the point in doing hallucinogenic drugs is to prepare yourself for the inevitability of being drugged.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for paranoid people, (part of) the point in doing hallucinogenic drugs is to prepare yourself for the inevitability of being drugged.
honesty has no role in finance
If you're going to argue with a friend about whether there's a stock bubble, you might as well come armed with the facts
If a Bull and a Bear Texted, Here’s How Their Convo Would Look
Talking about stock bubbles has never been so easy.
bloom.bg
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
honesty has no role in finance
yes he drinks gin
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
yes he drinks gin
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the only other time i’ve been excited to see a piece of media created by the South Park boys was when I was a Theatre Kid who knew nearly all of Josh Gad’s lines by heart
to put it in 2013 terms, my body is so ready
to put it in 2013 terms, my body is so ready
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
the only other time i’ve been excited to see a piece of media created by the South Park boys was when I was a Theatre Kid who knew nearly all of Josh Gad’s lines by heart
to put it in 2013 terms, my body is so ready
to put it in 2013 terms, my body is so ready
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
when you truly understand the SWOT analysis...
you see humor is everywhere
you see humor is everywhere
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
when you truly understand the SWOT analysis...
you see humor is everywhere
you see humor is everywhere
but is the joke worth dying for?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
but is the joke worth dying for?
Philip Seymour Hoffman does (perhaps) the best villain performance of all time and it's free (with ads) on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vucd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vucd...
Mission: Impossible III
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Philip Seymour Hoffman does (perhaps) the best villain performance of all time and it's free (with ads) on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vucd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vucd...
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There is virtually no fed criminal law for wealthy people in America right now. Doesn’t exist. Trump’s DOJ either drops their charges or he pardons them. Anyone can buy their way out of prison for the right price on any charge, with crime victims left shattered with no justice.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There is virtually no fed criminal law for wealthy people in America right now. Doesn’t exist. Trump’s DOJ either drops their charges or he pardons them. Anyone can buy their way out of prison for the right price on any charge, with crime victims left shattered with no justice.
It probably helps to understand how much I enjoy undermining my safety and future.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It probably helps to understand how much I enjoy undermining my safety and future.