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Stupid headlines made by code and templates and NOT AI. Posted on Twitter 2015-2023. This bot posts the best in sequence. And all links are to the non fash Nitter. Occasional new ones marked 'clickbait reboot'
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Wow! Cilla Black Has Finally Face-Swapped With A Travel Mug And It's Just As Great As You'd Imagine
13th May 2016
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Wow! Cilla Black Has Finally Face-Swapped With A Travel Mug And It's Just As Great As You'd Imagine
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Jennifer Lopez To Play H From Steps In Big Screen Biopic - Fan Outrage
13th May 2016
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Jennifer Lopez To Play H From Steps In Big Screen Biopic - Fan Outrage
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Chance The Rapper Allegedly Dating Benjamin Netanyahu After OK Cupid Rumours Link The Pair
13th May 2016
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Chance The Rapper Allegedly Dating Benjamin Netanyahu After OK Cupid Rumours Link The Pair
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Michael Portillo Just Got So Real About What It's Like To Live With Acute Wasp Disorder
13th May 2016
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Michael Portillo Just Got So Real About What It's Like To Live With Acute Wasp Disorder
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I Ate Nothing But Yorkshire Puddings For A Whole Year And Vote Leave Didn't Even Notice
12th May 2016
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I Ate Nothing But Yorkshire Puddings For A Whole Year And Vote Leave Didn't Even Notice
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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This Farting, Potted Shrimp-Eating Kitten Is The Hero We Deserve
12th May 2016
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This Farting, Potted Shrimp-Eating Kitten Is The Hero We Deserve
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Petition To Sack Grandpa In My Pocket Removed After Abuse From Transphobic Trolls. 'Establishm...
12th May 2016
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Petition To Sack Grandpa In My Pocket Removed After Abuse From Transphobic Trolls. 'Establishm...
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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5 Disposable Napkins So Excellent They're Borderline Arousing
12th May 2016
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5 Disposable Napkins So Excellent They're Borderline Arousing
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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"Browning" In Relationships: A Shocking 79 Per Cent Of Millennials Have Done It, But What Is It?
12th May 2016
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"Browning" In Relationships: A Shocking 79 Per Cent Of Millennials Have Done It, But What Is It?
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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31 Skulls That Look Like Xhaka
11th May 2016
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31 Skulls That Look Like Xhaka
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Only A True Enthusiast Of "Dishwasher Salts" Can Get More Than 37% In This Quiz
11th May 2016
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Only A True Enthusiast Of "Dishwasher Salts" Can Get More Than 37% In This Quiz
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Biscuit Tins Are A Social Construct Claims Katy Perry
11th May 2016
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Biscuit Tins Are A Social Construct Claims Katy Perry
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Prosecutors Looking Into Allegations Of Historical Mole Rat Abuse By Ainsley Harriott
10th May 2016
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Prosecutors Looking Into Allegations Of Historical Mole Rat Abuse By Ainsley Harriott
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Cliff Richard Airlifted To Hospital After Eating Battenberg Cake And An Entire Bottle Of Beer
10th May 2016
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Cliff Richard Airlifted To Hospital After Eating Battenberg Cake And An Entire Bottle Of Beer
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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28 Things Every Rottweiler Thinks When They Travel To Birmingham
10th May 2016
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28 Things Every Rottweiler Thinks When They Travel To Birmingham
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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No, The Shadow Cabinet Is Not 'Rife' With Anti-Nuneatonism, But I Do Wish Duran Duran Would Shut Up
9th May 2016
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No, The Shadow Cabinet Is Not 'Rife' With Anti-Nuneatonism, But I Do Wish Duran Duran Would Shut Up
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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We Asked An Old Etonian To Slag Off Robin Hood In The Desperate Hope The Hate Clicks Will Improve Our ...
8th May 2016
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We Asked An Old Etonian To Slag Off Robin Hood In The Desperate Hope The Hate Clicks Will Improve Our ...
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Wow! Thom Yorke Just Totally Shit The Bed In Their Interview With Atari Lynx Owner Magazine
8th May 2016
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Wow! Thom Yorke Just Totally Shit The Bed In Their Interview With Atari Lynx Owner Magazine
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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This Hicupping, Mince Pie-Eating Toad Is The Hero We Deserve
8th May 2016
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This Hicupping, Mince Pie-Eating Toad Is The Hero We Deserve
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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31 Ways To Subtly Cover Your Office In Clawhammers
8th May 2016
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31 Ways To Subtly Cover Your Office In Clawhammers
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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29 Blyth Spartans Away Kits So Superb They're Borderline Sexually Explicit
7th May 2016
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29 Blyth Spartans Away Kits So Superb They're Borderline Sexually Explicit
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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You Will Only Understand These Photos If You've Had Sex With An Ethernet Cable
7th May 2016
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You Will Only Understand These Photos If You've Had Sex With An Ethernet Cable
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Quiz: Can We Guess Your Favourite Hdmi Splitter By Which Cattermole Quote You Like Best?
7th May 2016
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Quiz: Can We Guess Your Favourite Hdmi Splitter By Which Cattermole Quote You Like Best?
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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16 Pictures Of Boaty McBoatface That Will Straight Up Fuck You Up
7th May 2016
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16 Pictures Of Boaty McBoatface That Will Straight Up Fuck You Up
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I Ate A Shit Ton Of Bakewell Tarts For A Week And I Still Don't Look Like David Lammy
7th May 2016
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I Ate A Shit Ton Of Bakewell Tarts For A Week And I Still Don't Look Like David Lammy
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 AM