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Cliff Schaffer

@cliffaschaffer.bsky.social

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Founder of Schaffer Library of Drug Policy druglibrary.org/schaffer See me on "Hooked: Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way." I am that kid your parents warned you about all grown up. Old enough to know better. Too young to let it stop me.

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Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 7h

The First Law of Marriage: You can't really hate someone until you marry them.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 1d

"I have never seen such a pathological liar before in my life."

Jealousy rears its ugly head.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, French parents aren't the only ones who to want to hit a Frenchman.
"To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French."
-- Mark Twain

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 1d

The new anti-aging drug - Magic Mushrooms

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Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 3d

It is easy to ignore when they are religious.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite was many years ago when the DEA announced that they had seized $55 million worth of marijuana.
It was eleven pounds. Valued at $5 million per pound. That was back when $5 million was still a lot of money for a pound of weed.

Thousands of people began looking for marijuana seeds.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 4d

"what do voters know about politics and policy?"

Dear diary: How I became severely depressed . . .

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 4d

I see it as a problem with mental illness. A huge chunk of the population has borderline schizoid/OCD personalities. Our reality will never mean anything to them. Could be about one-third of the population.
What's the solution besides free government Thorazine?

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Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 6d

If you haven't seen it before, this explains a lot. Bullshit is more fun than truth. www.scientificamerican.com/article/pers...

Personality Type, as well as Politics, Predicts Who Shares Fake News

Highly impulsive people who lean conservative are more likely to share false news stories. They have a desire to create chaos and won’t be deterred by fact-checkers

www.scientificamerican.com

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 8d

In 1933, California and some other states repealed their alcohol prohibition laws. It was immediately obvious that the Feds couldn't enforce it alone without state help. In 1934, prohibition was repealed at the national level.
Seems like there might be a lesson there.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 10d

There never was a legal problem with taking the drug most associated with violence and owning guns. Weed was the main target.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 13d

Could have been worse. A squib charge would have landed the shell right in the middle of the freeway.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 13d

Jeffrey Dahmer missed the invitation.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 13d

The existing law is what targets black people. It was specifically created to target racial minorities. This case seeks to remove a law that was racist when it was passed.

Start with the four-hour History Channel special "Hooked: Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way"

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 13d

I don't think you understand this case and the background. The campaign for this began decades before Project 2025 and years before you were born. This law is one of the many insanities behind marijuana prohibition.
The "masses" targeted by these laws are people a shade darker than me.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 13d

It is the new digital tech to determine how much bullshit you wil accept before a mental breakdown.
Eight, coming up.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 14d

The Govt doesn't in the US. They recognized that was not within Federal powers when the first drug laws were passed.
The law is against making, buying, or selling the drugs without a license. If you can't make, buy, or sell them it doesn't matter whether you have the right to take them.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 14d

We wouldn't have to do this if everyone would just wear a camera and sensors in their anal sphincter like they should.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 15d

So, the data analysis is that engagement goes up when brain usage goes down.
Good to know.

Off to smash myself in the head with my therapeutic rock.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 15d

They need Denny's to standardize their meals.
Just like American power companies dictated the kind of electricity the UK uses.
Get it together.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 15d

How about a big serving of blood sausage? Cheaper than ammo, I hear.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 16d

Hey, ladies, what have I been telling you about us codgers? Step right up for the good loving.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 16d

Today I will encounter at least five articles about a wonderful new battery breakthrough that will revolutionize everything. Revolution five times over.
At the end of each will be some bullshit about how we need to help the environment, etc., etc., Same bullshit in every article.

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 17d

But he grew out of the slavery, rape, and fart jokes. "Poopoo" and "kaka" are no longer funny.

Right?

Cliff Schaffer @cliffaschaffer.bsky.social · 19d

"Congress can stop this. "

Santa Claus can, too, and he is coming soon.
Holding my breath.