this website rocks

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

It’s times like these when we are fortunate to have a Secretary of Defense who was chosen because he could do a lot of pushups on TV.

Cool the guy who ruined my favorite website is fighting with the guy who ruined my favorite uncle

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants