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ClorenSalandit
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- 19 - Epic Salandit - fat-lover - minors DNI. - METAL HEAD!!! ⚡️
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
This is a song. :3

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System Of A Down - Bounce (Official Audio)
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 7h
You are ALREADY looking to be a favorite of mine...THIS IS LITERALLY eye candy~
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Covet! 💜🔜 BLFC! @brattybat.bsky.social · 12h
we have this fat fuck horse statue in our house and I couldn't control myself after seeing this honestly LMAOOO
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 10h
Mia, because of you, I am now going to make a credible, peer-reviewed article as to why statues in the last decade have gotten so FREAKY 🥀
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 10h
Bro why are statue-makers so FREAKY??? 😭
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 10h
This looks like it'd be in a side-quest where the company's losing a TON OF MONEY, and the CEO chooses the main character to enact in some shady practices (I.E, hiring you to kill a rival company CEO, and such.)
fattyzilla.bsky.social 👑 Lady Kubwa ☀️ @fattyzilla.bsky.social · 11h
this feels like something you'd see in the background of a video game that has no brand deals
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 10h
WHERE IN THE FUCK do you get these?...
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
Okay, now say this entire post with your brain in tact :3
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
I've done it!! I've given Goku the 3 magical numbers in the back of my parent's credit card!!
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
This is a song. :3

youtu.be/wz1ca1-_-MY?...
System Of A Down - Bounce (Official Audio)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
youtu.be
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE ARE SOME LARGE Fireballs, really!! They must've been training hard to reach that level! ❤️
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
Brother kept saying "I'll do one more" and forgot he was a glutton! 😭
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
LET ME JOIN YOU TWIIIN
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
Its impressive how you're typing in english instead of:

"SHLLRLRRKKK GLOORORP GRRRRLLL...CHUURRN"
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
Since I'm a SMALL ass salandit, could this amount of musk be enough to classify as a lethal weapon if I suffocate under ALL that adipose?~
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
I'm now going to create a new Saw trap called "The Slurpee" because of you
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
Guys!!!! They're normal, dw
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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · May 12
Maxine gave me a personal demonstration of what a dragon's throat can do 👅💦
#1800Woof #Vore #Fatfur #Macro #Hyper @maxinedragon.bsky.social
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 17h
She did it all for the nookie, and took that cookie!!!
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 18h
Zombies Origins on BO2:
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 18h
I can imagine her being quite the trampolining professional!!!
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 1d
I may or may not be ULTRA SUPER DUPER BIASED...but what if...You use your goodra for that? >0>
brattybat.bsky.social Covet! 💜🔜 BLFC! @brattybat.bsky.social · 1d
This is EXACTLY how I want to be treated PLEASE take notes OH MY GOD. I've got to pull my seal and orca out of retirement they NEED this treatment. <3 <3
verikoira.bsky.social lush beast @verikoira.bsky.social · 17d
#kinktober #kinktober2025 i knew i had to get to draw tits squeezed in webbing when i saw this prompt
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe uuuhhnmm I could dmm yoouuu? >////<
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 1d
THAT Is one EEVEE who deserves to get hugs!!
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 1d
Lmao, fatty be gorging themselves until she gets stuck in her gaming chair from all her fat, and adipose~...hehe :3
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ClorenSalandit @clorensalandit.bsky.social · 1d
@brattybat.bsky.social

Apologies for the sudden @ but...

GOODRAGOODRAGOODRAGOODRA

My favorite :3

- Cloren, a salandit
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