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Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen

@clothy555.bsky.social

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25 year old abdl 🔞 minors not welcome Pfp by @pampsquidly.bsky.social

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Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 4h

Okay but why does the music remind me of the adventure time 3ds game-

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 3d

Kawaii, anyone who's not a baby could see it was fake. Which is why so many of your followers fell for it :P

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 5d

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WORK BITCH!!!"

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 5d

Kawaii it's october-

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 7d

Same lol. Ai can't replicate the feeling of teasing the homies and calling them a good puppy girl~

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 7d

Sgoggy

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Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 7d

As someone who's had an ai of them made, including using my voice, it's creepy af

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 8d

Less gooooo based sib >:3

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 8d

YO IS THAT A STARLIGHT BRIGADE SHIRT?! :O

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 8d

Fair enough

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Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 8d

Why does this image radiate so much power

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 11d

Imagine it had some kinda front pocket for holding a controller, so you could really FEEL the rumble feature-

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 12d

It's honestly amazing. Being able to take a freshly cleaned diaper out of the drier and get that warm cloth swaddling your butt and crotch, it's genuinely amazing. Especially if you get thicker ones, it scratches the "legs spread, unable to close" itch soooo well.

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 19d

It's honestly insane that something this major was slipped into a budgetary bill, rather than being an issue that could be voted on. The legislature knew nobody would like this, so they hid it from us and didn't give us a chance to do anything about it.

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 28d

If you want silly turn your brain off game, epic yarn is perfect for that. It's just very cute vibes and prince fluff is top tier character design 👌

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · 28d

As far as i know, lobotomies are illegal. How this guy managed to get one is beyond me.

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Sep 16

Gockzilla-

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Sep 3

Tron bonne post? In 2025? We eatin good tonight!

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Sep 3

You've gone from pushing buttons to inputting the launch codes-

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 30

Nope that's it
Un-ena's your ma

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 28

Probably telling off rosie for her advice that "the skirtalls will cover her diaper" and "it's not that windy today"

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 27

Absolutely adore the BJ landing zone sticker, really pulls together the big baby look ❤️

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 16

I P, You P, we all P our pants!

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 13

Or hear ME out... ringmaster that turns people into their diapered clowns

Shmitty warber yaegerman jensen @clothy555.bsky.social · Aug 12

Well obviously it's this smith!

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