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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

Careful man-thing if that is garlic Naan thou eats, thy fate will be sealed

Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

Watch thy step in the shadows 'o flesh bound one for i pursue even when thou rests thy weary feet i pursue even when the earth is scorched and the ground salted for I am many and you are one

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

I pray 'o beast wearer that thy hath not consumed mine kin lest I slay thee despite thou's druidic practice that binds thee to the same roots that i am bound, I appreciate thy dubbing of your kindred in my name and it receives my blessing and my mercy

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

Watch thy step, o' wretched flesh kindred and know that thou hath made an enemy o' mine

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

I indeed had a good mourn today

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Jan 5

My apologys for the lack of response I came down with a plague most vile and slumbered for 7 nights and 7 days but alas the putridity and rot of the fourth horsemans doing, could not bring me down

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 25

My greetings to you as well

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 25

He will perish in the pallor of the suns rays, for his avaricous desire as all of you wretched spawn shall

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 25

Thy corpse will be subsumed as nutrients for my bretheren soon enough, count your days, wretched spawn

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 25

Much like how thou plucked my bretheren from their earthen home thou did the same with shrimp, i will avenge them too, write thy will with swiftness and make all apologys that you can to those thou hath wronged for i come for you in every waking moment

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 25

That is because mine kin wait and bide our time for when we shall strike thy kind down and become the true sons of the earth

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

To have garlic in thy soul is to be able to cast the deep garlic magicks and to recount the secrets written into the earth, it is truly the height of wisdom

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

No

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Mine wrath does inflict a heat of utmost grandeur on those whom bear witness

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Thy family had wisdom, they will have mine mercy.

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

No

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

I swear upon my honor, Alex Garlick, thy have mine mercy and mine protection as thou art garlic and that means root privilege

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Thy hath luck to have curried favor mine from the watching of such a fine film, thy get mine mercy. For now.

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Ensure thy spawn doth not supplicate too verily lest their avarice inflict misery upon mine kin

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

I will flay thou alive and see what enjoyment thee derived of it

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

I will slather thee in animal fat and wax and light thou aflame as caligula with the roman candle did unto his foes

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Watch thy back, wretched man thing

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

I will sacrifice thee onto boiling water as thy did to my kin and I will call it long pig soup

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Imagine if I told thee you smelt well, doesn't that make you uncomfortable, now think about how I feel

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Clove of garlic @cloveofgarlic.bsky.social · Dec 24

Garlic in the soul means garlic born (able to channel the ancient garlic magicks forgotten by the aurochs and the few secrets left to be written in the earth)

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