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Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · Oct 2

If you start The Shining at the same time as Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours, you will not be able to hear the movie very well.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d

For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like most of you don’t even WANT tickets to this year's ErnestFest.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

We jest. At least, we think we do.

🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

I meant the movies but sure keep telling yourself that.

🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

It's not Halloween until Pop ruins a screening of Halloween by shouting "Look out Jamie Lee!" every five minutes.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

Cat People > Cats

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 3d

Not many know this, but all copies of Orson Welles' F for Fake are technically forgeries.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 3d

If it's got an Estevez in it, you know it's quality. Low quality, but still quality.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 4d

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 5d

Dreams are reborn at Clover Kiss. Like Frankenstein’s monster, but still.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 5d

Hey. Hey you. Yes, you.

Watch a Robert Redford movie.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 8d

Betamaxxing.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 8d

Our staff is as salty as our popcorn and twice as buttery.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry our promotion ended without anyone being able to identify the object in the lobby (it was a VHS tape).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 9d

We'd love to see a film based on the life of that dog from the Beethoven movies. I'll bet he got so much tail.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 10d

If you get some odd charges on your statement this month after visiting Clover Kiss, it's likely not us. We take pride in only stealing credit cards from people who deserve it.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 10d

Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 11d

Movie Factz: Ghostbusters was originally titled Polterheist.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 11d

They said you couldn't film Thomas Pynchon's novel Vineland but One Battle After Another proves beyond a shadow of a doubt they were right.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 12d

Is it really so strange that we won’t play The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Pop still has nightmares about toast.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 12d

Like most theaters, we rent our film prints. But we always keep a copy of Die Hard stashed for emergencies.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 15d

There’s always that one guy who thinks Toy Story is only so-so.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 15d

The movie theater community doesn't overlap much with the musician community but this kid told us we'd blow up on this app if we posted "arm rests imply the existence of arm sharps."

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 16d

We got our hands on a copy of Roger Corman's unreleased Fantastic Four movie, but we won't be showing it because we have too much respect for Stan Lee (his estate threatened to sue us into tiny pieces).

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