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Roscoe
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27 ♡ lesbian ♡ any pronouns ♡ 🔞
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every since i was a young girl i knew my purpose in life was to waste electricity
i think the real problem with people who "date" ai is that they never had the sobering experience of trying to get cleverbot to sext and therefore they failed to develop hubris
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
in the year 2040 God comes down from heaven to stop white long islanders from smoking hookah and then he goes back up again for the next couple thousand years
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
ten year old really were the ww2 landmine sniffing rats of early 2000s shockgore clips
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
we need a modern Scrooge where he gets cancelled
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
w...what did you just call him? b...b...b.f....skinner? b.f. skinner? and he told you to call you that? it's just, he told me that only i could call him my...no. no, i'm fine. i just need to get back to my box. and if he comes around...tell him...to analyze his behavior.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
amy winehouse just served me spicy marinara calamari at the cheesecake factory? and you expect me to be normal?
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
shounen anime about a therapist where each patient's case is a powerscaling battle arc and the orochimaru of the season is just someone with complex ptsd
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
playing with the video of the guy reviewing buzzfeed studios' "dear david" like it's an episode of dora: NOO Dear David ISNT a stupid name!!! What about Dear Daniel?? WHAT ABOUT DEAR DANIE-
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
multiple civilizations across a wide range of time periods, location, and levels of advancement have independently created new and unique ways of Putting smoke in their lungs
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
hate when you go on r/todayifuckedup and the top story is like "TIFA by ending my relationship of ten years". girl i'm here for funny penis stories
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
puppy handing you a pathetically large blunt
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
what the fuck happened to taping your school principal to the wall. we used to be a society
September 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
just saw a gambling ad directed at taylor swift fans. we are creating new breeds of women at a pace i fear modern technology will not be able to keep pace with
September 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
does it count as abuse to show a two year old dui footage
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
jack the stripper. which unfortunately had the same end result
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
preserve Wikipedia at all costs
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
we literally invented a whole career where you go up on a stage and be silly. humiliation kink is baked into our BONES
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the whole morbius thing felt so much like the internet circa 2009 and not in a honorable way
August 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
harry styles sounds like it should be the name of an anthropomorphic rabbit with a pocket watch
August 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
soft boy husbands on YouTube are pioneering forms of abuse allegations once only known in the Torah
August 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
it's crazy to me that the Capitol of Country Music is MONTANA which is distinctively NORTH. white people can't even avoid jacking each other's shit it's crazy
August 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Letting men cover Tracy Chapman is like setting off fireworks after a veterans funeral. Like yeah technically it cant hurt them but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing
August 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
GOT TOO FUCKING HIGH AND KEEP CREATING 2006 NEWGROUNDS ANIMATIONS ON MY HEAD
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we're only ten minutes in and Matilda has almost died in GRISLY manners at least five times this is making me sick man
August 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
every since i was a young girl i knew my purpose in life was to waste electricity
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM