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Clue Heywood
@clueheywood.bsky.social
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Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome! Arizona, USA
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
these are serious people, probably the most serious we have in government, they're not going to be won over by charisma and owning the libs
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
I think that whole dumbass assembly went over like a fart in church. At least I hope it did.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
your local sheriff's deputies are not the problem, so yes, please do give em a hug and a sub
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
Is it because the full-blown war in Portland is spreading?
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
I’m well stocked on booze and ammo. Guess that makes me a prepper
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Oh I’m still plenty mad at Arizona sports
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah in terms of the collection and the stockpile I’m like a crazy old coot in Paulden, basically
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Ha. No way. But every voice of dissent, no matter how crazy, helps
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
I’m probably into the five figures then
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
This is my hope as well. The normals start getting involved and the nutjobs realize they are not as popular as they think.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
I am, above all, an Arizonan.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Been dooming and glooming about Trump and MAGA for 10+ years now but I genuinely feel like the next few weeks are shaping up to be the most dangerous and consequential of my lifetime, and I’m pretty fuckin old
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Dying very badly
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 3d
Consider getting checked for Asperger's, Mike.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 4d
This photo is old enough to start getting really into Steely Dan. Anything to support the regime, right? Idiots.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 4d
thanks for the beer, it gave me the fuel I needed to scream a little louder at the Dodgers and their awful fans
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 4d
I haven’t muted you and I truly hate your baseball team. If the Dodgers played North Korea I’d still root against them.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 4d
she’d better sell a ton of lemonade, it’s our job to increase shareholder value
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 4d
Awww! How cute! This country is so amazing!
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
I know Jesus taught us to love our enemies, bless those who curse us, and do good to those who hate us (Matthew 5:44), but he said that way before the Los Angeles Dodgers existed
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 7d
I actually am!
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 7d
Sad Dad Bar Bands
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 7d
Ugh why do bars have bands on weekend nights, why can’t everyone just be miserable, like me
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 8d
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 8d
Smells like Old Spice and covering for pedophiles
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