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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4h

She’s so old now. She’s so skinny. And it’s sad to see her personality do a complete 180.

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4h

A little bit at my wits end, my previously silent and cuddly cat whose only interaction I have now is to angrily meow for food every time I go into the kitchen.

Even if she has food!

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4h

But I wanna do it to this group I don’t like!

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 10h

My condolences.

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 16h

I’ll do anything to get back into the spotlight! Anything!

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Dusted! For the bog.

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Tumblr is going to go insane.

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Old people confused how the jabs work. A lady angry her jab appointment was for a set time that they’re not working to. People are being told their prescription is ready when it’s not (“it’s how we do things”), and then being asked to wait 30 minutes.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Is there anything worse than quickly trying to go to a pharmacy.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

A hero.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Haha I almost sent you his latest story but then assumed you’d already seen it.

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 1d

Hang in there my guy

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 2d

Going to bed early on a Sunday

Dangit

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 2d

I think they got bored of saying “Tom whose father is a landlord, loves to fox hunt with his friends”

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 2d

Great British Bake Off intros are a bit light touch I feel.

“Tom lives in England and occasionally likes to eat food”

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 3d

Knocking on peoples doors dressed as a Mormon to try and inform them of the free trial that’s free until level 70 and includes the award winning expansions heavenward and Stormblood with no restrictions on playtime.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks Paul!

Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Gimme

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe people will be too mad about turtles to be racist about April O’Niel.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

That was one of the steps of the recipe “make a fuck tonne of pasta”.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Making spaghetti and meatballs lads

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Hey Lux

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

Well we wouldn’t want a polarised society while we burn to death.

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Peter, Spooky Scary Skeleton @clyse.bsky.social · 4d

That’s Nadine Coyle she was from Girls Aloud. Famous for doing Sound of the Underground and forgetting how old she is.

I know this because I am old and gay and from the UK.

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