cmgriffing
@cmgriffing.bsky.social
👨💻 Senior Software Developer
📹Programming Streamer: http://twitch.tv/cmgriffing
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📹Programming Streamer: http://twitch.tv/cmgriffing
📽️ YouTuber: http://youtube.com/@cmgriffing
📚Douglas Adams Fanatic
Nicely done. The experience is so much better now. You nailed it, Todd
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February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Nicely done. The experience is so much better now. You nailed it, Todd
I'm so excited to be interviewed for a podcast tomorrow. I probably shouldn't say which, yet, but I have been a big fan of their work for ages. I'll keep you all posted when I'm given the green light to talk about it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm so excited to be interviewed for a podcast tomorrow. I probably shouldn't say which, yet, but I have been a big fan of their work for ages. I'll keep you all posted when I'm given the green light to talk about it.
Them: SaaS is dead. Any idea can be prompted!
Me: You can only imagine what other people have done already? Huh...
Me: You can only imagine what other people have done already? Huh...
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Them: SaaS is dead. Any idea can be prompted!
Me: You can only imagine what other people have done already? Huh...
Me: You can only imagine what other people have done already? Huh...
With as many problems I have had with @doordash, I swear their only claim to fame is "at least we aren't Uber Eats".
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
With as many problems I have had with @doordash, I swear their only claim to fame is "at least we aren't Uber Eats".
I think the conversations about AI lose so much nuance. I wonder if there are analogies we could make that have more weight to them than just debating the AI itself.
I'll go first.
As a snowboarder, I would rather see a 720 with some stank on it instead of some X-games 2360.
I'll go first.
As a snowboarder, I would rather see a 720 with some stank on it instead of some X-games 2360.
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I think the conversations about AI lose so much nuance. I wonder if there are analogies we could make that have more weight to them than just debating the AI itself.
I'll go first.
As a snowboarder, I would rather see a 720 with some stank on it instead of some X-games 2360.
I'll go first.
As a snowboarder, I would rather see a 720 with some stank on it instead of some X-games 2360.
Messijo is still very rough around the edges, but I just learned that @bsky.app is using @growthbook.io for their feature flagging by using it.
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Messijo is still very rough around the edges, but I just learned that @bsky.app is using @growthbook.io for their feature flagging by using it.
Yeah... we know...
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Yeah... we know...
"next year" has been the year of the Linux desktop for 20+ years
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"next year" has been the year of the Linux desktop for 20+ years
Further proof that you are what you eat:
If I ate as much cheesecake as I really wanted to, my blood would have the same consistency.
If I ate as much cheesecake as I really wanted to, my blood would have the same consistency.
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Further proof that you are what you eat:
If I ate as much cheesecake as I really wanted to, my blood would have the same consistency.
If I ate as much cheesecake as I really wanted to, my blood would have the same consistency.
Another day another scam platform. This bags dot fun thing is BS. Nobody has permission to make a scam coin on my or my products' behalf.
Biggest sign we are in a bubble? The crypto scam artists are getting involved.
Biggest sign we are in a bubble? The crypto scam artists are getting involved.
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Another day another scam platform. This bags dot fun thing is BS. Nobody has permission to make a scam coin on my or my products' behalf.
Biggest sign we are in a bubble? The crypto scam artists are getting involved.
Biggest sign we are in a bubble? The crypto scam artists are getting involved.
I'm debugging a slow SQL query and I pasted the EXPLAIN ANALYZE results into @t3dotchat.
It proceeded to roast me.
> The Problem: 3 Rows became 5.8 Million Rows
I may never recover from this
It proceeded to roast me.
> The Problem: 3 Rows became 5.8 Million Rows
I may never recover from this
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm debugging a slow SQL query and I pasted the EXPLAIN ANALYZE results into @t3dotchat.
It proceeded to roast me.
> The Problem: 3 Rows became 5.8 Million Rows
I may never recover from this
It proceeded to roast me.
> The Problem: 3 Rows became 5.8 Million Rows
I may never recover from this
When it comes to Computer Science:
BS = Bullshit
MS = More Shit
PHD = Piling it Higher and Deeper
BS = Bullshit
MS = More Shit
PHD = Piling it Higher and Deeper
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
When it comes to Computer Science:
BS = Bullshit
MS = More Shit
PHD = Piling it Higher and Deeper
BS = Bullshit
MS = More Shit
PHD = Piling it Higher and Deeper
Tired take with a bit of perspective:
The current "flopping" trend in the NBA is worse than the era of calling travelling.
They both impact the pace of the game, but jfc, I hate watching the "free throw olympics".
The current "flopping" trend in the NBA is worse than the era of calling travelling.
They both impact the pace of the game, but jfc, I hate watching the "free throw olympics".
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Tired take with a bit of perspective:
The current "flopping" trend in the NBA is worse than the era of calling travelling.
They both impact the pace of the game, but jfc, I hate watching the "free throw olympics".
The current "flopping" trend in the NBA is worse than the era of calling travelling.
They both impact the pace of the game, but jfc, I hate watching the "free throw olympics".
Didn’t the guy that looks like Kathy Bates buy twitter for free speech reasons?
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Didn’t the guy that looks like Kathy Bates buy twitter for free speech reasons?
Technology has gone too far. Behold the Rubiks dodecahedron (?)
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Technology has gone too far. Behold the Rubiks dodecahedron (?)
I think something that software AI doomers overlook is that management still needs someone to absorb liability for negligence/etc.
The first person to see jail time for the VW emissions scandal was the software engineer that implemented the "defeat device" even though it was a directive from above.
The first person to see jail time for the VW emissions scandal was the software engineer that implemented the "defeat device" even though it was a directive from above.
January 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I think something that software AI doomers overlook is that management still needs someone to absorb liability for negligence/etc.
The first person to see jail time for the VW emissions scandal was the software engineer that implemented the "defeat device" even though it was a directive from above.
The first person to see jail time for the VW emissions scandal was the software engineer that implemented the "defeat device" even though it was a directive from above.
I was riding back from a night out in a Waymo and totally realized I could kill karaoke if I just sing like the dude from Electric Six.
The song that made me realize this was Mr Jones by Counting Crows.
Think about what that would even sound like… Yup
The song that made me realize this was Mr Jones by Counting Crows.
Think about what that would even sound like… Yup
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I was riding back from a night out in a Waymo and totally realized I could kill karaoke if I just sing like the dude from Electric Six.
The song that made me realize this was Mr Jones by Counting Crows.
Think about what that would even sound like… Yup
The song that made me realize this was Mr Jones by Counting Crows.
Think about what that would even sound like… Yup
It was only a matter of time before StackOverflow started making their own AI.
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It was only a matter of time before StackOverflow started making their own AI.
Definitely satire, but this made be laugh:
> But consider this: the more complicated we make our code now, the longer we hold off AI agents from wholly displacing us, killing our futures, and harvesting our organs. Build with that in mind!
macarthur.me/posts/queue/
> But consider this: the more complicated we make our code now, the longer we hold off AI agents from wholly displacing us, killing our futures, and harvesting our organs. Build with that in mind!
macarthur.me/posts/queue/
I used a generator to build a replenishable queue.
Generators can't be resurrected after they've completed. But we can make a replenishable version of them with the help of promises. Let's tinker.
macarthur.me
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Definitely satire, but this made be laugh:
> But consider this: the more complicated we make our code now, the longer we hold off AI agents from wholly displacing us, killing our futures, and harvesting our organs. Build with that in mind!
macarthur.me/posts/queue/
> But consider this: the more complicated we make our code now, the longer we hold off AI agents from wholly displacing us, killing our futures, and harvesting our organs. Build with that in mind!
macarthur.me/posts/queue/
I loved being able to talk about this. Transparent engineering is awesome
Migrating 600k+ lines from Flow to TypeScript without breaking prod?
@cmgriffing.bsky.social breaks down exactly how it was done, the tooling, and what could be done differently.
Real talk from real migration scars 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVQN...
#TypeScript #DevTools
@cmgriffing.bsky.social breaks down exactly how it was done, the tooling, and what could be done differently.
Real talk from real migration scars 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVQN...
#TypeScript #DevTools
Migrating 600k+ Lines of Code from Flow to TypeScript - Chris Griffing
The Commit Your Code Conference is a tech conference that donates 100% of all ticket sales to charity. Every speaker covers their own travel and accommodations to come down to Dallas just to support…
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January 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I loved being able to talk about this. Transparent engineering is awesome
I knew I found a good bar/restaurant when I saw Jobu in the corner of the bar @karsensgrill_az
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I knew I found a good bar/restaurant when I saw Jobu in the corner of the bar @karsensgrill_az
If you squint your eyes enough, enchiladas are just Mexican lasagna
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
If you squint your eyes enough, enchiladas are just Mexican lasagna
Chef grumpy beanie guy reporting for duty.
You’ve heard of scotch eggs? I present the Scotch hot dog.
Recommended sauce: ketchup, catsup, or sriracha
*patent pending
You’ve heard of scotch eggs? I present the Scotch hot dog.
Recommended sauce: ketchup, catsup, or sriracha
*patent pending
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Chef grumpy beanie guy reporting for duty.
You’ve heard of scotch eggs? I present the Scotch hot dog.
Recommended sauce: ketchup, catsup, or sriracha
*patent pending
You’ve heard of scotch eggs? I present the Scotch hot dog.
Recommended sauce: ketchup, catsup, or sriracha
*patent pending
Someone mentioned the meme of "'Ages of empires' kind of game as interface for agentic AI's to build their 'logic cities'".
If someone gives me a Civilization inspired interface along these same lines, I might never play a different game again.
If someone gives me a Civilization inspired interface along these same lines, I might never play a different game again.
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Someone mentioned the meme of "'Ages of empires' kind of game as interface for agentic AI's to build their 'logic cities'".
If someone gives me a Civilization inspired interface along these same lines, I might never play a different game again.
If someone gives me a Civilization inspired interface along these same lines, I might never play a different game again.
Big brain move
Can't consider Copilot a failure if you just rename your profitable products under the copilot umbrella...
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5
Can't consider Copilot a failure if you just rename your profitable products under the copilot umbrella...
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Big brain move
Can't consider Copilot a failure if you just rename your profitable products under the copilot umbrella...
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5
Can't consider Copilot a failure if you just rename your profitable products under the copilot umbrella...
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5